Tea: Tessa And Elliot Argue

It’s an odd episode, lots of crazy news headlines this week for us to share.

The episode started with an apology from Tessa and by the end we go off the deep end. Lotta strong language in this one, please be warned. But it is funny? I hope...

We have a our first guest! Our friend Brody, trust us, he's hilarious, comes on to play a game Tessa created that we're calling Florida Man VS Poland Man: the Game (the Podcast) The title is a call back, high school musical, the musical, the series, Get it? Anyway the title kinda gives away the premise, but we had a lot of fun doing the episode. Also, please don't keep track of the scoring. 

Sure, Space Force isn't really a thing, yet. But Ted Cruz really wants to make sure we're ready for the inevitable space pirates that come along with it. We also talk about swimming trunks that are made to hide a certain something, and who wants to marry a Mormon millionaire!

 We have all kinds of stories to share. So many we didn’t get to all the ones we said we would talk about (next week I swear!). We also argue about how Tessa did not help much when we moved, she is very lazy. She doesn't read these so I can say whatever I want. 

That is just one of the many questions we answer this week.

We only do headlines this week, but still have some good laughs. We get closer to actually arguing with each other, one day, one day.

I love every episode we do, but this honestly our best one yet. You will not believe the story of the 1904 Olympic Marathon. There are so many crazy things that should not have happened. So crazy that after we do our headlines, it’s the only story we focus on this week. 

No Endgame talk here! We also made it to ten episodes. To celebrate we actually argue, sorta. This week we talk about people stealing a thousands of dollars worth of one product, bet you can’t guess what it is. Tessa shares a story about a bachelorette party in Vegas, that sounds like anything but a good time.  As always you can visit our website tessaelliotargue.com we blog a couple of times a week about all kinds of things.

 A lot of firsts this week for us! First call in to the show, thanks Scott! First 30 plus minutes long. I cut a bunch but there was still a lot of good stuff I just felt like I had to keep in. All the normal stuff is here as well, headlines, Florida man, you name it. Elliot and Tessa talk about childhood memories, Tessa shares about a really cool Instagram girl, Jessy Taylor, she’s not that cool. For some reason Elliot calls out a lot of people, for a lot of different reasons. As always you can see and hear more on our website tessaelliotargue.com We blog 3 times a week about all kinds of things we are doing, watching, reading, you name it. 

 Yes, people ate all of those things in this week's episode. We also talk about a handful of other dumb headlines, as usual. Elliot also gives a  story about swallowing something he shouldn't have. Tessa talks about her favorite condiments. As always you can find more of our stuff on tessaelliotargue.com we blog 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

As always, we talk about some crazy headlines, did you know China hides its' submarines in the ocean? Tessa talks about one woman's attempt at an exorcism of coworker. Elliot talks about just how bad drinking energy drinks all day every day is. We also discuss some of this years April fools jokes.  Find all of it at our website https://www.tessaelliotargue.com Cover art By George Igel

We talk about naming contests for art, that’s not really art, I get defensive about Funyuns not being chips, stop trying to make that happen Tessa, weird things to give up for lent, American vs foreign movies and why I have a shower knife. We helped form a podcast network, Little Grey Boy podcast network, find some of their bumpers in the mid roll! Cover art by George Igel, more at georgeigel.com 

We talk a lot about ghost marriages, and a lot about the movie Ghost, neither of us have seen the movie. And how Florida has the worst mayors.

We give headlines that made us laugh, talk about anti-vax parents being more crazy than normal, bus drivers who have had to much, and we talk a little about our youth.

We give headlines for stories that didn't quite make it for us, talk about people in gorilla costume being creepy, and just how bad working conditions have to get before an entire staff of a restaurant will walk off the job.

We talk about a show revival we are both thrilled about, and alternatives to cooking chicken you should try!

In which we talk about what it takes to be a beautiful woman, and when you gotta go, you gotta go.