Avast! Ye Scoundrel

Ok, look. I know, I know. We've been gone a long time. And I'm sorry about that. I really am. We here at Avast! Ye Scoundrel (Me and Michael) value our listeners and feel just terrible that we have been gone so long with no explanation. But guess what? We're back. We. Are. Back. And we bring to you the weirdest episode ever recorded. This extra-long episode features entertainer/ comedian/ delightfully eccentric person Howie Walfish, who stops by the show to, uh, wow. Well it's hard to explain. He tells us a lot of amazing stories, he comes clean about his past, announces his candidacy for mayor of Morro Bay, and focuses on race. It's a fun, dangerous episode, the perfect one to bring us right back into the crazy, unfiltered world of Avast! Ye Scoundrel. Remember how Aaron Carter beat Shaq? We're back! Bird impersonators! Light racism? Walfishification! And more! Intro Song: “Damage” by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: “My Fair Lady” by David Byrne / CC Sampling+ Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @Avas