New Age Boxing

Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to be a boxer, so he gave up dealing drugs and embarked on a career in boxing. One day he won a world championship when a bum came to town, he was SO bad and stupid, his shorts had to be sprayed on because he didn't know his size. Anyway, with his new championship he embarked on a quest to be a billionaire (because that was now really important for some reason and he decided he didn't really like boxing after all; he liked giving lectures in restaurants). One day another champion said "lets find out who is the best" and the champion said "only for LOTS of MONEY" (because, remember, THAT was the most important thing) and the other champion said "OK, I'll give you LOTS of money" and the champion said "No" because now money wasn't important for some reason. NOW, he wanted easy and fun fights, for a little bit of money doing boxing. Along came a fat potato and this fat potato said "I'll fight you, but I want to take drugs too" "No way" said the champion, I'll fight