Bowie Vs. Dylan

Sad Middle Aged Man #1: Calling out around the world! Sad Middle Aged Man #3: Are you ready to suck at Live Aid?! Sad Middle Aged Man #2: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BLAH BLAH! All Sad Middle Aged Men: For dancing in the street!! Sad Middle Aged Man #1: They’re dancing in LONDON!           Backup Sad Middle Aged Mens #2 and #3: Sucking at Live Aid… Sad Middle Aged Man #2: They’re dancing in PHILLY!           Backup Sad Middle Aged Mens #1 and #3: Sucking at Live Aid… Sad Middle Aged Men #3: They’re dancing in wherever the hell I am, I can’t really tell, Ronnie Wood is here?  New York, maybe, does Keith Richards know where we are, whoa, he doesn’t know where anybody is, I think I’d bet- All Sad Middle Aged Men everywhere: All we hear is music! Sweet music! There’ll be music EVERYWHERE, on this edition of Bowie vs. Dylan!