Bowie Vs. Dylan

Quick multiple choice question for you all:  Which wildly non-sequiturous tangent do Chaz and Jake NOT go on at some point in this podcast which purports to report on the comings and goings of David Bowie and Bob Dylan in the year of all years 1981? a. Two words: Robert Van Winkle, y'all. b. The artistic merits of the 4th Batman movie, or was it the 3rd?  The truly sucky one, not the one that just mostly sucks, you know, with Bat Crotches and stuff. c. Copyright infringement law as explained to middle-schoolers. d. Whether Dylan fell off and/or boarded his 80's Caribbean yacht and/or schooner. e. Whether Bowie used makeup to play the Elephant Man or if his face just looked that way. f. Whether Charlie should seek medical attention for his smell or if he's just as God made him.  Just remember as you attempt to answer correctly and thereby win this game and thereby the door prize which consists of a number of free podcasts: you must answer in the form of an answer; there's actually more than one made-up