Brilliant Observations

Join us as: Jess deals with hair coloring issues, Melissa’s kids get crap for having a mom who pods, Potty training disasters; one step forward and two steps back, Jess has an identity crisis, Hear one of our first fan letters, AND, Jess imagines and then meets her soulmate. We also discuss the question - Is the iPhone X only for pretentious douchebags? Finally, we get to hear Jess do impressions and use accents like a champ! Thanks for listening!!!

Melissa is the WORST and her son wants to podcast about it. The girls share ‘Mommy Dearest’ stories. Jessica loves the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, but is conflicted. Another innocent dinner takes a turn for Melissa’s family. The girls look at words and phrases with racist roots - John wonders if society is too sensitive.   What smells trigger memories for Jess and John? Contact Us   Gmail Facebook Twiter Instagram

Melissa gets caught in the act by her daughter - luckily nothing was seen but lots of emotions were felt. Jess and John discuss weight loss strategies and why Weight Watchers pisses Jess off, and why intermittent fasting might work for John. Then Melissa distracts us all with a weather app that curses you out while informing you of weather. Enjoy!     Contact Us   Gmail Facebook Twiter Instagram

After a break for the holidays, the girls are back with lots of stories. This episode swings from vomiting to weightlifting to choosing the best french fry. When was the last time you full-on vomited? Poor Jess had the stomach flu so sadly it wasn't that long ago. Melissa travels outside of her box to try kettlebells and the three discuss which fries are the best.  Please keep in touch!   Email Facebook Twitter Instagram

In this episode, Jess and Missy take a 2-hour ride to a memorial for someone they never met. Hilarity ensues? Well, Jessica finally gets to hear Melissa's singing voice, after 25 years of friendship! Enjoy!   Please keep in touch!   brilliantobservations@gmail.com http://www.facebook.com/listenbrilliant http://www.twitter.com/listenbrilliant http://www.instagram.com/listenbrilliant

This week, Thanksgiving is afoot! Melissa talks about her eventful trip to the ER with the in-laws, Jess is horrified at the Pavlov training of her youngest, and we do a F, Marry and Kill with Thanksgiving foods! Good times!    

We may or may not have tanked it on this one with tangents. We'll let you be the judge. Melissa proposes a new segment by letting her daughter sing about her box and they discuss ketchup and mayo ice cream.

Jess and Melissa discuss all the smells, Melissa is accosted by smell in the theatre, and one sad man told the wrong chick her lady business didn't seem quite right. Plus Stu weighs in on what married women should or shouldn't do - at his own risk.

Great ways to tell people to eat a d!ck. Also, when to euthanize your doggie and a little hopeful (although woefully misguided) commentary about Kevin Spacey. Sigh. Live and learn.  Stay in touch! http://www.reservationspodcast.com http://www.twitter.com/reservationspod http://www.facebook.com/reservationspodcast http://www.instagram.com/reservationspod Email us! reservationspodcast@gmail.com

We discuss, amongst other things, Dr. Pimple Popper and poppable zit cakes.  Melissa grosses us out to the point where both Jess and John almost barf. Enjoy!   Stay in touch! http://www.reservationspodcast.com http://www.twitter.com/reservationspod http://www.facebook.com/reservationspodcast http://www.instagram.com/reservationspod Email us! reservationspodcast@gmail.com  

When you ask your kids to come to dinner and they don't get that you've made it yourself for once.    Stay in touch! http://www.reservationspodcast.com http://www.twitter.com/reservationspod http://www.facebook.com/reservationspodcast http://www.instagram.com/reservationspod Email us! reservationspodcast@gmail.com      

Melissa and Jess introduce one another and talk briefly about why they want to do a podcast - together, and in general.    Stay in touch! http://www.reservationspodcast.com http://www.twitter.com/reservationspod http://www.facebook.com/reservationspodcast http://www.instagram.com/reservationspod Email us! reservationspodcast@gmail.com