Me Reading Stuff

Say no to sandpaper; say yes to locating your spouse's Foreman Grill. Riding, riding,RobynLINKS:Mark Halliday's "Selfwolf": http://www.press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/chicago/S/bo3624976.htmlMatthew Sontheimer: http://www.talleydunn.com/artist/view/matthew_sontheimer/21Harvester Arts: http://www.harvesterarts.comGeorge Foreman Grill: http://www.georgeforemancooking.com

I just basically said the word "incredible" over and over for 10 minutes. And I cried. Twice.ENJOY!LINKS:Preorder Derrick Austin's "Trouble the Water" for a mere $16!!!!!! here: https://www.boaeditions.org/collections/poetry/products/trouble-the-waterDerrick's website: http://themadscene.tumblr.comDerrick's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParadiseLAustThe Frick: http://www.frick.org

Dear friends,I set up my $40 mic next to an old cold cup of coffee. Not OLD old, just mildly old. I probably last took a sip out of it around 1pm. It is now 10:24pm. This is night in the shittiest part of Beverly Hills. Billy made me spaghetti and salad tonight. Billy is already asleep. I will now do other things with the evening. I'm not happy with this After Dark for whatever reason. But I am deeply happy some of you care to hear this stuff. Thank you for that. I do wish you all understanding. With love, Robynp.s. Thank you Mark. LINKS: World Poetry: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/203921.World_PoetryThe World Doesn't End by Charles Simic: http://www.hmhco.com/shop/books/The-World-Doesnt-End/9780547546889?atrkid=V3ADW6700B927_17288355412_pla-97894452652__70201759372_g_c_pla__1o1&gclid=CjwKEAiA3Ou1BRDso5XyhduuwFASJABP3PEDmlA9QYn5YCiDKEpY7q_ZMBOLf57QF_G4V1eHSSSRKBoCyuPw_wcBMy website: http://robynoneil.com

Take care, you who wishto deal with namesfor love. Behind their sweetnessand wrath, nothing endures.Nothing but wounds and kisses.Though love appears far off,you will move into its depth.LINKS: World Poetry Book (highly recommended): http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/203921.World_PoetryWomen's Spiritual Poetry (by SHAMBHALA hello!): http://www.shambhala.com/the-shambhala-anthology-of-women-s-spiritual-poetry.htmlAll Things Elliott Malkin: http://dziga.comJon Love & his amazing work: http://jonlovesart.comAm I forgetting something?

"Nervousness is cranking up, vibrating, all the time."Sad and tender,RobynLINKS:More on Chögyam Trungpa here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chögyam_TrungpaBuy the book here: http://www.shambhala.com/shambhala-4911.htmlMeditate in LA here: http://la.shambhala.org

The thing is, everybody loves tortillas.Don't drown,RobynLINKS:Today's poem was found here: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poem/181724LISTEN TO BOOKWORM! Here's the John Wieners episode I mentioned today. You will love it. Trust: http://www.kcrw.com/news-culture/shows/bookworm/supplication-selected-poems-of-john-wienersBuy Supplication here: http://www.wavepoetry.com/products/supplication

Human Beings. That's it. LINKS:Catullus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatullusAnna Akhmatova: https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poet/anna-akhmatovaThe book I read from today: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/poems-of-anna-andreevna-akhmatova-anna-akhmatova/1122976878?ean=9780393300147&pcta=n&st=PLA&sid=BNB_DRS_Core+Shopping+Textbooks_00000000&2sid=Google_&sourceId=PLGoP17&k_clickid=3x17Joe Brainard: http://www.joebrainard.org/BIO_MAIN.htm(he's hot)Question of the Day Podast w/ James Altucher & Stephen J. Dubner: http://www.earwolf.com/show/question-of-the-day/

Aggressive sculptures are built, I rant, I want a piano, I love Bruce Hornsby, I even had long fingers, I freaked out, I love the sound of a summer storm, I can't change my mind, what do those breadcrumbs see?, listen to the tears roll, watch her hug her dress tighter and tighter, listen to the banjo wind, come f*ck with me, I laughed and she'd smile, listen to the music on the lake.Sad song drifting low,RobynLINKS! Important ones.But the book this Charles Simic piece came from here: http://books.simonandschuster.com/Great-American-Prose-Poems/David-Lehman/9780743243506Learn more about Andrew James Weatherhead here: http://www.andrewweatherhead.orgLearn more about The Great Concavity, a podcast about David Foster Wallace & much more here: http://greatconcavity.podbean.com/category/art/Listen to the Mandolin Rain here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDgOwX72fLI

Do you love me? Does your neck smell like a campfire? Are you going to be obsessed with this Mark Strand short story? YES YES AND YES. "A change in the weather is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves." - Marcel ProustFrom my shade of blue to yours, RobynBUY THIS BOOK HERE: http://www.harpercollins.com/9780062424891/mr-and-mrs-baby-deluxe-edition

You know the old proverb, "If you follow bikini models on instagram, your eyes and brain will dull into nothingness." Well, let's keep in mind the other one, "If you follow smart, interesting & talented people on instagram, your insides will glow & you'll become more intelligent with every scroll downward." I follow Water Liars on instagram, so my insides get to glow a lot.And thanks for all the positive reviews and feedback on iTunes! Keep 'em coming, friends. Reaching infinity,RobynLINKS!Me on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robyn_oneil/Water Liars: http://www.waterliarsmusic.comWater Liars Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/waterliars/Buy "Astonishments" here: http://www.paracletepress.com/astonishments-selected-poems-of-anna-kamienska.html

Today:Low energy. Canadian praise.Heavy air of grief. Tenderness and sparks and homeless and arguments and it's all ok. Poetry Foundation: http://www.poetryfoundation.orgTyler Bright Hilton: http://www.tylerbrighthilton.comJay Dart: http://www.thedart.ca

The title of this podcast is, "RESPECT THIS HUSTLE"This is not an angry podcast. But it almost was! Isn't life fun? No? Yeah, I know. But..."perhaps the same bird echoed through both of us yesterday"Your friend in all kinds of matters,RobynThe Selected Poetry of Rainer Maria Rilke: http://knopfdoubleday.com/book/154369/the-selected-poetry-of-rainer-maria-rilke/Cool photo of me taken Sunday night: https://shogofawafa.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/francisco_de_goya_saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo_1819-1823.jpg

And meanwhile, you, in the wind. xo, RobynDEFINITELY buy this book. But I couldn't find it anywhere but Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Looking-Poetry-Drummond-Andrade-Alberti/dp/0375709886My hero: http://i5.walmartimages.com/dfw/dce07b8c-be95/k2-_1359e45c-57a8-4d19-9743-1c16b358cc8a.v1.jpg

For $75 a month, I rented a house that didn't laugh at me. And I'll be happy to make your decisions for you. Also, we ate so much spaghetti back then. I taught Trent what a colander was, and he showed me Hieronymus Bosch.I'm exhausted, RobynThis poem can be found in this anthology: http://www.amazon.com/Solitude-Poems-Everymans-Library-Pocket/dp/1400044235And here's my friend Trent: http://www.jamescohan.com/artists/trenton-doyle-hancock/

I'm PISSED today. At Kleenex. It's over between us. I've moved on to Puffs already, but it was a dramatic & painful break-up. So, be patient with my fury in the first few minutes of today's episode. And then, most importantly, listen to Robert Hass fly."And the days churned by, navigable sorrow."With love, RobynBuy Sun Under Wood here: http://www.bestdealbuys.us/p/Sun-Under-Wood-51687968.htmlAnd look at the amazing work of Matthew Sontheimer here: http://www.talleydunn.com/artist/view/matthew_sontheimer/21And check out my twitter feed to see the hostility between Kleenex and yours truly: https://twitter.com/Robyn_ONeil

"My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies, loves, hates, strange desires, enemies ghostly and real, the army of memories, with which I do battle - may they never give me peace." -Patricia Highsmith, age 26, at 2:30am New Year’s Eve 1947 in her journal.Buy the Jean Valentine book, "Door in the Mountain..." here: http://www.upne.com/0819567124.htmlThe Patricia Highsmith I recommend the most is here: http://books.wwnorton.com/books/The-Animal-Lovers-Book-of-Beastly-Murder/

An update from the garage. My apologies for the sibling/marriage joke. I would have edited it out, but I just didn't feel like editing it out. There's lunch to eat over here, and these drawings aren't gonna make themselves.I wish I could see these geese Mary Oliver is talking about, but they're not flying around my apartment. You do not have to be good,RobynListen to Mary Oliver read "Wild Geese" from her living room in Florida here: http://www.onbeing.org/blog/mary-oliver-reads-wild-geese/5966Check out Electric Works here: https://www.sfelectricworks.comBuy Dream Work by Mary Oliver here: http://www.thriftbooks.com/w/dream-work_mary-oliver/265887/?gclid=CjwKEAiA2IO0BRDXmLndksSB0WgSJADNKqqoc6AawXlIeZAYC9v8wO8UGMv1DH8XlXgHZT5zJ2Q2bBoCXTLw_wcB#isbn=0871130696&pcrid=70112866032&pkw=&pmt=&plc=

Greetings from a rare Saturday night in the shittiest part of Beverly Hills. Today my athletic neighbor caught two people having sex behind my car in our parking garage and got really concerned about it. Then I made really disgusting orange chicken for dinner. And later my cat threw up. And my feet are abnormally cold. Anyway, something about this combo of events made me realize tonight was as good as any for a ME READING STUFF check-in. So here I am, reading to you about the end of the world as envisioned by Czeslaw Milosz. Maybe a bee was circling those two people behind my car? One never knows, Robyn

Here's to kicking pedophiles and/or bigots out of your house this Christmas. And here's to storms,Robynp.s. Buy the Goldbarth book The Kitchen Sink here: https://www.graywolfpress.org/books/kitchen-sink-0

Garth Brooks thanked God for Unanswered Prayers, and today I salute, with heavy heart, Unanswered Letters. And dusk. And tater tots. And you. From the 5th window, RobynBuy Tranströmer's The Great Enigma here: http://www.lybrary.com/the-great-enigma-new-collected-poems-p-212123.html?gclid=CPbz79P67ckCFViTfgodDNAP2Q