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Speaking of nachos, more earnings this week. Plus, identity theft. There’s a clutch of data breaches this week and Coté finally learns why this is bad. Also, monitoring company IPOs, nachos, and the eating management and the terrors of European fry condiment management. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! And check out his other book that this guy likes (https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6559881947412340736/). Moodboard: I’m making my way to the microphone. The only way I know how. We need to start a YouTube channel where we do webinar reactions. We got some cool stuff to talk about with this latest breach. I just wanted a meal and now I have a problem to solve. I think I have some swamp stuff in Europe for the geographic oddity section. That’s my problem, I don’t like fun. Back to nachos The nacho of nachos Speaking of nachos, more earnings this week. The nonsense was the logs, not the log reader. Unnonsense your nonsense. Cause lawyers get paid. No time for

It’s cloud magic time! We go over the evolution of the IaaS Gartner Magic Quadrant, or whatever it’s called now. Plus, is it so hard to do do enterprise sales? (Yes.) And too much commentary on umlauts, ASCII, and Munich bike bells. Mood board: CI/CD is this podcast’s VDI. “Dude, I’ll read.” It’s hot here. Did those clothing-optional vegan hippies invite themselves over to your room a lot? Ruled by actuarial tables I need to look up what constitutes a swamp Google cloud is people. You can’t put the math back in the box. Cee-star-o. Bad things are bad. You can be a low-value target and I’ll still draw a funny picture in your book. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! And check out his other book that this guy likes (https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6559881947412340736/). Relevant to your interests Google Cloud gains in Gartner's 2019 cloud infrastructure Magic Quadrant (https://www.zdnet.com/article/google-cloud-gains-in-gartners-2019-cloud-infrastructure-magic

There’s a couple kubernetes announcements this week: we mostly talk about Pivotal’s, and a tad on IBM. Plus, maybe scooters are actually good for cities and compiling source code for your infrastructure software is probably a bad idea. Don’t @ us. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! Mood Board: Evil Hodor is cancelled. Must be this short to ride free. The full mullet of monitoring. There is no nuance to this statement. Just keep using VMware. If you’re compiling the source code, you’re gonna have problems. LAMP stack. Tell me how to do what I want, not why I can’t do it. Relevant to your interests Pivotal kubernetes stuff (https://content.pivotal.io/home-page/pivotal-build-service-now-alpha-assembles-and-updates-containers-in-kubernetes), alpha of running all the stuff on Kubernetes (PKS), Pivotal’s JRE/Tomcat product now GA. “PAS on Kubernetes is packaged as a tile for Ops Manager, and uses BOSH to deploy its system components. It requires vSphere, NSX-T, and Enterprise PKS. “

With IBM closing its acquisition of Red Hat, we discuss the changing mechanics of an enterprise software business. Why do we think the big clouds will have such an indefinite hold on market leadership when every past tech leader has been disrupted and fallen? Speaking of, Broadcom is tryin’ hard to become a portfolio company. Also, security sucks, Coté finds video chats annoying, and he can’t keep all the camera lingo in his head. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! Also: I wish I could turn other people’s videos off. Makes money, that’s a good strategy. Security through diversity, is that a thing? Breaking news, public cloud is a good thing. I’ve been replaced by software. What the fuck do I do with a histogram? Clicking auto fixed the photo fine. Flywheelin’. You can’t cut costs by cutting your employees legs off. It was something about FStop, and then I lost it. Relevant to your interests Zoom problems. Cloudera Sees Inspiration in Red Hat, Goes "All-In" on Open Source (https

SLOs, SLIs, SLAs, and SRE, or, Finding “The Business” How do SLOs really work, and how do you find "the business"? The three of us couldn't get together this week, so we have an interview this week with Google's Nathen Harvey (https://twitter.com/nathenharvey) about SRE. We also talk about European egg hygiene. Sponsors Solarwinds Loggly This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds ® and one of their APM tools: Loggly . When there is a service disruption, seconds matter. Don’t waste time looking for logs or combing through endless screens of events. Let SolarWinds Loggly aggregate, manage, and analyze all your log data so you quickly spot issues, jump to the relevant event messages, and identify the root cause. And, the Loggly in-context integration with SolarWinds AppOptics ™ adds rich performance instrumentation and distributed tracing to further accelerate identification of root cause and significantly reduce MTTR. Spend less time troubleshooting and more time innovating with context in your logs. Loggly is sca

Drink your own dog food No matter the searing product strategy insight, ops is always left holding the bag. With few exceptions (like NSX), infrastructure software has to be free and easy to check out and even use. All product management and strategy decisions flow from that. Usually. Except when they don’t. Also, developers don’t pay for anything, they trick ops into it. Maybe that’ll change in public cloud land, but who knows? Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! Also: Dark green smoothies. Immediate value. Gotta schedule a phone call to optimize phone calls. A light under a bushel. Free bread crumbs to the public cloud oven. Don't feel ashamed, everywhere else is fucked too, cf. Lean accounting. OpenShift too expensive, but no one actually checked the price. Slit your wrists with a business card. “DJ Pull Request.” (https://www.google.com/search?q=%22DJ+Pull+Request%22&oq=%22DJ+Pull+Request%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.4507j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) Brandon’s organic trash matter.

Do organizations ever just want to do a good job? Not really. Also, after looking through a new developer survey: Developers change what they use, but pretty much stay the same. Also, half of the, still don’t use build pipelines or issue trackers. When will these kids learn? And Coté explains why Nietzsche’s Eternal Return thing (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return) seems unhelpful. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! Also: Pretty hard stop in an hour. Slack Messaging Transport Protocol and The Cold Chain Drum-circle free zone at Vondelpark (https://www.instagram.com/p/By7WXhWiN4c/?igshid=5ryhtzgbt15h)! Like us on Facebook as we hate on Facebook As people would call it… bong talk. If I’m gonna do a good job I’m gonna need a good editor. Do .ini files still exist? Or has Microsoft gone all yaml? The back 1/3 of all sci fi movies and religions. Relevant to your interests The state of Developer Ecosystem in 2019 Infographic (https://www.jetbrains.com/lp/devecosystem-2019/)

Lowering your expectations on open source is a favorite topic of ours, so we return to it. Spoiler: people gotta make money somehow. Also, we explore inebriation in Amsterdam and other locales, Mary Meeker’s slide fest, public cloud outages vs. desktop computers, and better consumer identity management. Also: Wacky tobaccy Seattle Smell Denver’s Flaming Skull Mayor Announces Plans To Decriminalize Magic Mushrooms (https://www.theonion.com/denver-s-flaming-skull-mayor-announces-plans-to-decrimi-1834648731). Miller time is any time. Here’s how you’ll be disappointed. After the gold rush The dispassionate gang of four. Lifestyle businesses like IBM. Everyone overvalues the present. Spend $50 million here to make a billion there. The Super Mainframe. Talking points: Coté fell asleep. Ate too much French butter, had salt crystals in it, tho. Using wildcard emails for logins - pinboard guy on securing Congressional campaign (https://idlewords.com/2019/05/what_i_learned_trying_to_secure_congressional_campaigns.htm).

It’s chaos week in Enterprise Software! Cloudera misses their forecast, Oracle and Microsoft team up on cloud computing and more open source licensing discussion. Plus, we try to make sense of the metric system once and for all! Relevant to your interests Open-Source ‘Great Satan’ No More, Microsoft Wins Over Skeptics (https://bloom.bg/2Wsh6wM) Reporter's Notebook: Trees, fiber, petition (https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/2019/06/reporters-notebook-trees-fiber-petition/) The boldest WWDC move: Sign In with Apple (https://www.axios.com/newsletters/axios-login-8232a6e0-a0fb-49b6-ac24-dfb1344ba217.html?chunk=2&utm_term=emshare#story2) Apple is now the privacy-as-a-service company (https://techcrunch.com/2019/06/03/apple-is-now-the-privacy-as-a-service-company/) An update on Sunday’s service disruption | Google Cloud Blog (https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/inside-google-cloud/an-update-on-sundays-service-disruption) Why We're Relicensing CockroachDB - Cockroach Labs (https://www.cockroachlabs.com/blog/os

You can now pay open source developers directly, well, those in the closed beta. Seems like a good idea, really. Also, the Commonwealth and Friends club doesn’t like Huawei, and thought lords can be bores. Hey! Want to get Coté’s book, a collection of writing on DevOps, agile, and THE DIGITAL? Go to leanpub.com/digitalwtf and use the code SDT to get $20 off (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt) Digital WTF (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt), so $5 total. And, if you want a free copy, contact Coté and tell him you’ll help market it (advertise it, put it in Twitter, by post to your uncle, whatever!) and he’ll send you a code for a free copy. Also: What kind of hippy were you, Coté? Any whistles? Low-tech rave. 3 slides in Guam. Thought-acting. New hire announcements need to be auto-deleted. Not for you. I can assure you conference organizers… I am not polished. YAML for good. No YAML for payment. It’s going to be more than $10,000 for LDAP. Can’t tell if I like American Gods, but I keep reading/watching i

Matt goes to ChefConf, Microsoft launches a new Service Mesh and turns out SMS is pretty good for two-factor authentication. Plus, we brainstorm about a new type of conference and then we talk more about tacos, always tacos! Relevant to your interests ChefConf Highlights (https://blog.chef.io/2019/05/21/chef-announcements-making-it-easier/) Habitat in your dashboards, Habitat + Chef/InSpec and chef.io/migration (https://chef.io/migration) DJ Darek Mazzone (https://www.kexp.org/djs/darek-mazzone/) Mudhoney (http://mudhoneysite.com/) + Deep Sea Diver (https://www.thedeepseadiver.com/) Kube stuff At peak hype? Kubernetes hopes to survive the boom and bust cycles of cloud services (https://siliconangle.com/2019/05/21/peak-hype-kubernetes-hopes-survive-boom-bust-cycles-cloud-services-kubeconeu/) Apptio, Inc Announces Intent To Acquire Cloudability (https://www.cloudability.com/company/newsroom/press-release/apptio-announces-intent-to-acquire-cloudability/) Microsoft makes a push for service mesh interoperability

I don’t know if it has a pickle plugin Salesforce synergizing at IBM and Red Hat, VMware buys Bitnami, and Linux Desktop market share analysis. Plus, pickles. Opening comments: The intersection between business books and dog vomit. Democracy sausage. Coté can’t get extra pickles (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxh5ikuiFuK/). Let me close out this topic of pickles. It’s not Burger King. Enterprise Salespeople don’t get tattoos T-shirt currency arbitrage. Literally misspelled responsibility Tacos and IT transformation 7 layer burrito of IT transformation. BSD and Linux are the same, right? (Don’t email me.) Don’t watch Coté’s old videos (https://www.youtube.com/user/redmonkmedia/videos). Did the cat walk on your keyboard? Relevant to your interests VMware to acquire Bitnami (https://blog.bitnami.com/2019/05/vmware-to-acquire-bitnami.html): VMware’s desires (https://cloud.vmware.com/community/2019/05/15/vmware-to-acquire-bitnami/): “Upon close, Bitnami will enable our customers to easily deploy application package