We. Are. Frank.

Spooky noise reduction remnants from the Prius of Death. American Frank talks about her several commitments and wonders if there's enough time... and if not, what goes?

Lengthy update about British Frank and her condition and why I still Am Frank. I talk comedy writing, procrastination, and mounting piles of magazines. Do you spend more time reading about your hobby than you do actually engaging in it? Are you sure you don't? what about Pinterest? That counts... yeah, I thought so.

Frank is still Frankless at the moment, so it's another solo offering from American Frank, and the first part is Meta. So meta. check out #portapoddy on Instagram and you should find some additional media to accompany your podcast. Very vague tutorial is followed by a long-winded rant about child care and then about children in general, and it wraps up... well, quite suddenly really. Get in touch! Tweet @the2franks or look in on us on Instagram @frankenpages.

It's a quick one this week... British Frank is not well, so you're stuck with American Frank in a never-before-attempted solo podcast. Not something that is likely to be repeated... probably a good thing. American Frank talks crafty sales, jealousy in the craft community, and just how good it feels for someone to actually pay money for something one makes. No planned segue at all into a road rage story and she trails off. Quality. Bam. Luckily for you, short too.

The Franks went in with a plan this time. No, really! British Frank's love life: Give him a chance or give him the boot? American Frank's very odd dream. Teeth! Blindness! How are the two connected? Or is this really about something else entirely? Those t-shirt ads on Facebook- now on Twitter!!! But can you actually get said t-shirts or are they just a big scam? British Frank gets antsy waiting for the Avon lady and that's where we lose her.