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It's Fat Tuesday and I'm celebrating with stories about: My SEXY Surprise on Valentines Day! RIP to some of our heroes. Childless and Proud...and the backlash with lotsa fun goodies from my week. Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday and Get Wood Podcast = Trifecta of FUN !!  

What a week, lovers and Happy VD btw! Try n catch the video of this on IG @getjesswood cuz my makup is inspired by Last of Us and BladeRunner and the state of our world...Don't worry-this is a comedy show! Week started off by being told a lotta crap by a subway "preacher" had a winner winner chicken dinner moment during the ole football game sunday, who eats a spicy cheeto? OR Shishito? You'll figure it out, but if ya do't you'll be laughing along the way!

Hey Lovers, what fun I had this week chatting about #GRAMMYS2023 Spy Phones all around Happiness in us and more silly fun stuff

Hey Lovers, what a fun episode! This week I'm chatting about the shame name game-mostly for women's parts n stuff...no thank you I say, but society may tell me something different...John Lovitz on Howard Stern as George Santos as The Liar character almost "blew my mind up!" Talc, No-Bleedin' and some more scary stuff they like us to place up on our lady parts, also some fun throwback stories of Mama El and lil me being on set of The Last Resort directed by the awesome Zane Buzby with both Phil Hartman & John Lovitz as part of an amazing cast. Thinx panties are also on my chopping block...what the hell do they want from us? Well, in short-not to bleed or age...hmmmm. There's more and it's lotsa fun. Have a great time! If you can, please share with your friends  xoxoxox Jess 

Shecky Beagleman (not her real name) was an amazing and inspiring comedic  performer. She passed away almost a montha ago and I'm pretty sure she's sending us all messages from beyond...the title of this episode is both part of a joke of hers and what I believe to have been a message from her this week...listen and lemme know what ya think. Also, Happy Lunar New Year of the water Rabbit! And a woman was made extra cheerful after she won a vibrator at a show I hosted this weekend....a vibrator makes everyone happier I think, don't you? Let's meet up again next Tuesday and I'll tell ya some more fun stories! You wanna send me some directly? DM me on IG @getwood xoxoxox Jess 

Hey Lovers today's show was amazing, thanks to another wild week...You ever have to have a tough conversation with somebody? Do it in an even tougher neighborhood! How bout "Corporate Dressing" Do you even know what that means? I found out this week...From Mermaid Avenue to The St Regis Hotel, it's been quite an awesome adventure! Thanks again for all your support n loves xoxoxo Jess CASHAPP $getjesswood VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10

Happy New Year, Lovers! 1st episode of 2023 has some NYE ritual talk, a Polar Plunge and Birthday to remember Enjoy and Share with yer pals xoxo Jess

hello lovers, twas a really silly fun show this week-and I know I needed it...Arrested for GTA in my bikini! SAG card from Hill Street Blues! Kosher Sushi and more!!! Make sure you follow on IG @GetWood and youtube jesswood69 xoxoxoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, a buncha holiday goodies is what this show is made of: Dancin' at Dollar Tree, Gallery Show on Shrooms, F*ck Trish and more ! #hannukah #holiday #truefunnystories #tiktokdances

Hey Lovers, such a fun show today tellin' the story of my Junkie-Stick-Up-Kid BF Jail Visit for XMAS, Tales of The Dangerous Barbie Bubblebath and a little teaser for next weeks show about Acid on XMAS eve...have a great week and be gentle with yourselves xoxoxo Jess

Loverss, what fun it was to ride today and have stories that did sleigh; WTF's the irs do again? Mermaid Ave adventures featuring Bing Bong himself Mr Gorilla Nems and a LIVE viewing of his new show 'We Outside!" Leave a review and 5 stars for me if you'd be so kind. Take it slow bbs xoxo Jess

Balenciaga Bondage Bears seem like a perfect gift for the holidays...JK JK...unless you're into it. I'm ranting about how there's too much shame in our culture and bondage is fine if we're all consenting...adults...oh, yea well. Also on my chopping block is the sexualization of a couple "Raven-Haired Beauties" who robbed a woman on the subway platform the other day, even though I do feel the robbery itself just might get some rents down. On TV I review some streaming shows that've been soothing me during my sickness. I'm a little loopy on this ep for sure, but it's certainly as real as you can get and I do pride myself on my authenticity. Take it easy bbs xoxox Jess

Holidays make a lot of us crazy, and Mama El always spoke her mind about them...I relate her thoughts here....actually? She just shows up unannounced as usual. I also tell the story about me having Sex with the Special Ed TA and a few more random things-between me coughing- OY! Apologies ahead of time  Grateful for you xoxo Jess

Have YOU Vabbed? It's not as weird as people say, I even give an example...shame-free and funny! Get Wood also believes it's ok and encouraged even to ASK FOR HELP when feelin' funky....c'mon, we've all been through a group truama, let's practice being nice to ourselves and one another...also? Who's SOLD their CLOTHES? 2nd Ave Old New York = Detachable Penis #kingmissle #eastvillagenyc #vabbingtrend

hey loverrs, t's been a learning kinda week for me-eclipse and all....Shrooms n stage time, NYC subways stories, Weeds not workin and more fun

Hey lovers, happy Tuesday. Today's show - in honor of Dia De Los Muertos - spirit took over this episode ... no idea what went down, so hopefully you'll find it entertaining...past halloween scares, what makes Ukrainian folks giggle, and much more ! 

Another wild week of stories; personal and from the news; I give an example of VABBING, This years' Halloween Costume, Rocky Horror Fluidity and much more fun and deep talk. Thanks for hangin out with me hope you enjoy xoxoxo Jess #getwwodpodcast #vabbing #screammasks

Hey lovers, what a fun ep this week ! I chat about how we know it's Fall in NYC, Shrooms Never Lie, Horror Movies past and more ...

Hey Lovers, whatta fun show today. I really wanna bring back the Newleywed Game LIVE and in person ! We gotta LOVE our body parts more ! Blowys at The Plaza and more things to make ya thin-gle (that's think n tingle and it's mine...thank you very much) Have some fun this week I'll C U Next Tuesday ;() xoxox Jess

Banned for beautiful boobs, but Dahmer is #1 in the sreaming world? I didn't buy a Banksy ! Breadcrumbing vs Gaslighting and didju know Women STILL get cometitive over Men ? Plus more goodies to grin at