Lima Time Time

Patrick and James talk to Fat Tony on the Bozoathon about: -Fat Tony's *very extremely good* album MacGregor Park -Fat Tony's experience with hurricanes -History of Houston rap cross-pollenation -What Fat Tony has going on

It's the Lana Berry segment of the 24-hour Bozoathon! Recorded during the evening of Friday, September 8, we talk about: *The Rangers *How many children Jon Daniels has sent to a Romanian prison camp *The outlook of the Rangers/Astros rivalry *Audio quality is meh. Deal with it.

Patrick and James discuss the latest disaster to befall Houston as well as: *Friend/Family check *Harvey is a punk-ass bitch *Similarities to Ike *Joel Osteen is the White T.D. Jakes *Aren'tlington *A bunch of other stuff *Announcing the Lima Time Time Podcastathon *Give our sacks of money to the Houston Food Bank Sponsored by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James discuss: *The slump *How stupid the slump actually is *The injuries, oh God, the injuries *Tyler Clippard is Will Harris until Will Harris gets back and then things are good again *The AL teams what scare us most *Keuchel's return *Dustin Zoolander *Colby Rasmus weighs in on Nazis and snakes and the moon Sponsored by Bravado Spice, who are great people with a great product who owe us great sacks of money.

James flies solo to talk to his traitorous brother-in-law about his Rangers fandom, as well as: *Why is this dude a Rangers fan *Hole Camels *Other stuff *Rougned Odor's little brother jerking off teammates *Which Astros would he swap out for trash Rangers players *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick & James discuss: *Continued thoughts on the Trade Deadline That Wasn't *How Patrick would respond to Dallas Keuchel, were he Jeff Luhnow *Justin Verlander - with not a single mention of Kate Upton *Baseball was not meant for Twitter *Questions, answered. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice who are definitely contractually obligated to provide us sacks of money.

Patrick and James discuss the following: *The trade deadline *Losing Aoki *Upgrading to Fisher *A special appearance from James' wife Kami *No one knows anything *Please don't tweet *Throwing a book in the fire when you're halfway through *Don't Sponsored, as always (and for now) by Bravado Spice

James flies solo while Patrick "Hollywood" McLellan is at a party on a Wednesday night and goes off on... *Trading for Yu Darvish, in terms of Aroldis Chapman and the Cubs *Some questions, answered *Mostly it's about trading for Yu Darvish Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

It's Episode 54 of Lima Time Time! Patrick and James... *Initially despair over Carlos Correa's hand injury *Discuss potential trade targets *Patrick is Billy Beane; James is Jeff Luhnow *James is Billy Beane; Patrick is Jeff Luhnow *Is this the window? *The Astros are Alabama *Probably other stuff *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

James and his buddy Joe's 10-year old son Sammy talk about: *The Jose Quintana trade *Who's on Sammy's list for the Astros? *Biggest surprise/disappointment of the 1st Half *World Series predictions! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice!

Patrick and James make a triumphant return and talk about: *A review of the Diamond Club *Ranking the Houston sports GMs *Idolizing a front office *Fake hustle *Alex Bregman and the #AstrosTwitter culture *Fixing the All-Star Gam Sponsored by Bravado Spice and Out of the Park Baseball!

Patrick and James talk about a wide variety of subjects, including: *Playing Oakland *The weakness of the AL West *Would you trade the Corpus roster for Mike Trout? *Trade candidates: who needs 'em? *What is Derek Fisher? *The Astros' start helping the trade market *2017 vs 2005 And a lot of other things I don't necessarily remember. Sponsored, as always (for now), by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James return for the first time after coming off the 10-Day DL and discuss: *How much of the sky is actually falling? *Yu Darvish *The best pitchers in the AL *Are the Astros gaming the 10-Day DL? *Trade scenarios (if necessary) *Jeff Banister's bit *Snake City *What do you do if you're drafted by a team you hate? And a whole lot more! Sponsored, as always, by our friends at Bravado Spice and by the new burgeoning metropolis Snake City.

Patrick loses his cool about the show Lost as a guest on The Whiskey Brothers Podcast

Pat, James, and special returning guest Nick Mundy discuss: *Is this real life, is this just fantasy? *Which starter, if any, would you go get? *Would the 2004-2005 Astros hate this team? *George Springer or Kyle Tucker? *Or Derek Fisher? *Astros Twitter Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice. The best hot sauce you could put in your mouth.

On the new Lima Time Time, Pat & James discuss: *The miracle that happened today *Was today's game the greatest game in franchise history (hint: yes)? *Charlie Morton's injury and its impact *James goes to the bathroom for the first time in show history *Minute Maid Park attendance *Derek Fisher conspiracy theory *Trading for another pitcher Sponsored, somehow and as always, by Bravado Spice, who owe us sacks of money.

Pat & James reconvene to discuss... *The Astros' hot start *Shrooms *Mike Fiers, probably *A bunch of other stuff I can't remember because it was two days ago when we recorded. Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

After four hours of editing so that you jackals can "listen to Pat sound good," Pat & James discuss: *Going 5-2 against the Rangers/Angels *Upcoming series in New York *Derek Jeter: Sexual Ninja *Mike Fiers *Can we anoint another Possum King? And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James struggle to find things to criticize and/or complain about, decide not to talk too much about the Astros. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

In lieu of the Roggits game this afternoon, James checks in with his 10-year old buddy Sammy to talk about the state of baseball after three weeks, including: *Who's for real? *Who's not for real? *What is Madison Bumgarner thinking? *Who should the Astros target for the rotation? And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.