Dumb, Gay Politics

This week, America celebrated Christmas by unwrapping a special gift from Russia: a six-month hack of the entire government! China probably chipped in, but they are letting Russia take all the credit, since China had already given the huge gift of the global pandemic. The news is terrible, and Julie & Brandy hate the holidays, but the podcast must go on, so they call on two of the funniest sh*t-talkers in the game, Drew Droege & Tom DeTrinis, to help them chop it all up. It's been a sh*tty holiday season, in an even sh*ttier year, but Drew & Tom are the poo... so take a big whiff.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****    DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15 at checkout  *** *** HYDRANT

This week, Joe Biden was officially declared the winner of the 2020 Presidential Election, and (as expected) it was completely anti-climactic. Bored by the news, and depressed by reality, Julie & Brandy did their best to get excited about Joe Biden's newest Cabinet nominations, before getting depressed again in Climate Change Schewww with Bill McKibben. Much like life, this episode is a study in contradictions, because even though Biden won, and our future is bright... global warming is real, and that sh*t is DARK AF. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15 at checkout  *** *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to Drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter pr

California is back in quarantine for the THIRD TIME, and Julie &.Brandy are all Corona'd out. It feels like the world is in covid-limbo, waiting for something (anything?) to happen. Meanwhile, America is in Senate-limbo, waiting for the Georgia election to happen on January 5th. It's a strange time to be alive, and all the girls want to do is talk sh*t about it. So they call on one of the best sh*t-talkers in the business, Lady Bunny, to help them make sense of it all. Corona sucks, and life as we knew it is dead, but Lady Bunny is a living legend, and she's about to save Christmas.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15 at checkout  *** *** NATIVE DEODOR

It's the 4 year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics, and Julie & Brandy celebrate by talking sh*t with Emma Willmann & Matteo Lane! After two consecutive weeks with straight, male, Republican guests, the girls needed a gay, liberal palette cleanser, and they get a double dose this week. Turn up the volume, and get ready to smile, because even though this episode is a day late and a dollar short, Emma & Matteo are delightful af.   *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS   ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15  at checkout *** *** EXPRESS VPN: Get 3 months free Data Protection! Go to www.expressvpn.com/dumbgay *** HYDRANT: Get 25% off your first order. Go to Drinkhydrant.com/dumbgay or enter

It's the 2020 Thanksgiving Episode of Dumb Gay Politics, and there's a lot to be thankful for! Don Jr caught Corona, Joe Biden made history with his cabinet nominations, and Julie & Brandy tricked the former head of the Republican party, Michael Steele, into coming on the podcast! The girls did them (and they think the interview is good), but beware! If you're looking for a hard-hitting (Maddow-esque) conversation, this ain't it. They tried as hard as they could, but (like Scaramucci), Michael Steele is a magical, Republican, seductress, and Julie & Brandy were no match for his powers. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to www.Wildbar.co and enter promo code DumbGay15  at checkout *** *** BETT

It's been over a week since Joe Biden & Kamala Harris officially won the 2020 Presidential Election, but Trump has yet to concede. His pathological rejection of reality would be funny, if it wasn't so completely NOT funny. The buzzkill is real, so Julie & Brandy enlist the help of professional shade-thrower & Lincoln Project co-founder, Rick Wilson, to lift their spirits by reading republicans. And it worked! Love 'em or hate 'em, there is no one doing it better than Rick Wilson and the Lincoln Project. They are out there every day, rain or shine, eating Trump for breakfast, lunch, & dinner... and it's glorious. That said, helping them bully Trump and his army of rubes is a full-time job, and everyone clearly needs a vacation.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****

It's official! It took 4 days, but the results are finally here: and Joe Biden & Kamala Harris are the new Presidents of the United States of America!  Hopefully. Like everyone else, Julie & Brandy are cautiously optimistic about what is to come in 2021, but democrats need to win more than just the White House if America is going to experience any real change in the next four years. So, the girls call on their good friend/favorite teacher, Mr. Beat, to answer all their burning questions about the run-off election in Georgia, and what it will mean if the United State Senate ends up in a tie. Come for Mr. Beat, but (please) stay for the girls, because they need all the sympathy downloads they can get during this difficult transitional time.  *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com 

What is there to say, really?  The 2020 Presidential Election is finally here, and Julie & Brandy are full-on f*cking horrified.  The girls (as well as, half of America) have been waiting for four years to prove that Donald Trump's victory in 2016 was a fluke, but, turns out sweetie? It wasn't a fluke. Americans showed up to the polls to vote in record numbers, and (unfortunately), they weren't just democrats. The country is divided, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. Like Julie & Brandy, this episode is highly manic, and devoid of any concrete answers (so if that's what you're here for... (you should keep looking). **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS   ***. WILDBAR: Get 15% off any order of Wildbars! Go to Wildbar.co and ent

The 2020 Presidential election is exactly one week away, and everyone is stressed the f*ck out! Desperate for something to do (besides drinking and drugs), Julie & Brandy decided to join the masses and vote early. As a podcast segment, their voting-journey was boring and mostly pointless. But as a civic duty? It doesn't get any more legendary than: * voting early * at the Hollywood Bowl * for the first black female Vice President * during a pandemic.* After that, the girls do Professor Allan Lichtman's famous (and probably fake, but so far) fool-proof, presidential-prediction quiz to trick themselves into believing that Joe Biden & Kamala Harris have got this election in the bag. Clearly grasping at straws, this episode has little to offer in terms of concrete answers or comfort, so if that's what you came for, you're sh*t out luck. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https:/

 Despite the fact that it's been less than a month since Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, and despite the fact that it's less than a month until the Presidential election; This week, the Senate Judiciary Committee started the confirmation hearings for Judge Amy Coney Barrett, who is Trump's nominee to replace The Gader on the Supreme Court. Amy Coney Barrett is an extremely religious and conservative judge who does not believe in gay marriage, a woman's right to choose, assisted suicide for the terminally ill, fertility treatments for families struggling to have children, or equal voting rights for all people. Julie & Brandy are absolutely horrified by her Corny ass being on the Supreme Court, because in addition to disagreeing with her (strongly) on all the aforementioned civil rights - they also believe (strongy) in the separation of Church & State. Trigger warning: the episode is savage and gives zero f*cks regarding religion & religious bigotry, so if you're looking for an unbia

The election is stressing out every single person in America, and Julie and Brandy are no exception. Looking for any excuse to drink and do drugs, the girls extended their "stress-bender" to include last week's Vice Presidential Debate. Packed with ZERO revelations, and little (to no) tolerance, this episode is nothing to write home about.  BUT. Kamala Harris is a living-legend, the debate itself was history-in-the-making, and Mike Pence is a fake b*tch who is about to lose his job- so it's a good opportunity to revisit, reconsider, and remember how truly profound & exciting this moment was.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first

This week, Donald Trump announced he has Corona Virus, so there's only one thing for Julie & Brandy to do: celebrate! First, they make fun of him for being a big, fat douche who deserves Corona along with all the other diahrrea-toilet Republicans that he infected at his stupid Supreme Court Nomination Ceremony, and then they get WAPS talking about Kamala Harris eating up Mike Pence at the Debate THIS WEDNESDAY. After that, Melania stops by for a moment to talk about what it's like having Covid as an ex-model, and how she feels about those leaked tapes of her trashing Christmas. On paper it might sound good, but don't get your hopes up. This episode is definitely not as exciting (or funny) as the news of Trump catching the 'Rona. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  CHECK

This week, Kentucky Attorney General, Daniel Cameron announced that the 3 police officers involved in the (wrongful and unlawful) death of (unarmed, civilian) Breonna Taylor, would NOT be charged for her murder. Upon hearing the news, Julie & Brandy wondered: why does Nick Cannon get fired from a tv show for saying stupid sh*t on his podcast, but cops don't get fired for MURDERING black people? To find out the answer to that question (and more), the girls enlist the help of a legendary educator, Mr. Beat. He a high school, social studies teacher by day, and a YouTube star by night... But he's HOT 24/7. So grab your Trapper Keeper, and find your desk, because this is one class you're not gonna want to ditch.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ****  CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS! **

American icon & legendary, Supreme Court Justice: Ruth Bader Ginsberg died on Friday, so (of course) Julie & Brandy spent all weekend in their drug den, getting drunk. To complicate things even further- Julie has a very random & very time-consuming job (that she's doing while hung-over), which means she has no time to prepare for the podcast. So, this episode is basically: (a very unstable) Brandy, teaching (a very exhausted) Julie about all the (very incredible) things that Ruth Bader Ginsberg did in her career. As episodes go, it's probably not one of their best, but it's definitely one of their saddest.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first orde

What is there to say, really? The left side of America is on fire, literally and figuratively. The Presidential election is 50 days away, and anyone who is still considering voting for Donald Trump at this point, needs to have their head examined. And anyone who is still clinging to the Repugnican party is (in actuality) clinging to their white supremacy, and it's time for them to close their f*cking legs.  ****************************************************************************************************************************      *** Subscribe to our PATREON PODCAST! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our WEBSITE! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at feals.com/dumbgay *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie G

Even though every holiday is ruined by the 'Rona, and half of America is unemployed (including Julie and Brandy), Labor Day didn't get cancelled this year. Stuck with nowhere to go, and nothing to do, the girls called on their most glamorous friend, Lea Black, to serve up the party feels, and she did not disappoint. What started out as just another boring episode about voting in-person, ended up featuring an unforgettable kiki with a legendary Miami Housewife. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** NATIVE DEODORANT:  Get 20% off your first order at NativeDeo.com/DGP (or use code DGP at checkout) *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order at HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** **** Dumb Gay

After a lot of drinking and doing drugs, Julie & Brandy finally finished their 2020 Repugnican National Convention Special. Sure to disgust most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled speeches from (who they considered) the most repugnant speakers from the vile, four-day, Covid-contageous extravaganza. In the interest of time, they tried to keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves, but (per usz) that didn't really pan out. Trigger warning: this episode is very offensive and very partisan, but then again, so was the Republican National Convention. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/DumbGay *** *** MAGIC SPOON: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack. Go t

After a lot of laughing, crying, and technical snafus, Julie & Brandy finally finished their DGP 2020 Democratic National Convention Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled (what they considered) the best moments from the four-night, virtual, star-studded extravaganza. In the interest of time, they tried to keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves, but (per usz) that didn't really pan out. So, while this episode may be called repetitive & meandering... the 2020 Democratic National Convention was definitely WAP AF.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** BETTER HELP:  Get 10% off your fi

This week, Julie & Brandy celebrate the historic announcement of Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's 2020 Vice Presidential running mate. The girls are so happy about this news, that not even Trump and his despicable behavior can rain on their parade. They talk about her childhood growing up in Oakland, and her tireless work on behalf of the LGBTQ-mmunity. Her life is the stuff of legends, but fair warning: this episode is definitely gonna be annoying for anyone who's not a fan of Kamala Harris. Julie & Brandy could not contain their unmitigated, self-righteous joy, and it's... A LOT.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast **

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy suck at life, and never want to record another podcast without Andrew Yang in it. They put it off for as long as they could, but eventually the show must go on. And in this case, the "show" is a poorly prepared podcast, without a guest, delivered late, and with very little enthusiasm. It's mostly unremarkable, but the girls do manage to move the needle with a new segment dedicated to social justice called "Close Your Legs to White Supremacy." This episode is not gonna win them any awards, but at this point, they're just happy they finished it.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podc