Movies Of The Meek

Episode 42: Mermaid Month continues!!! This week we watched She Creature. We talked about how drunk you'd have to be in order for someone to get drunk from eating your flesh, how this movie answers our questions on how mermaids give birth. But it also raises many other questions.

Episode 41:   Mermaid Month continues!!! This week we watched Splash, Too. We talked about Mermaid powers, Dolphin Telepathy and Mermaid biology... again.

Episode 40:   This episode we kick off "Mermaid Month" by watching the disney channel original movie, The Thirteenth Year. We talked about marine biology A LOT... that honestly takes up most of the episode... enjoy.

Episode 39:   This week we watched Smart House, the 1999 Disney Channel Original movie about a lady house that goes crazy. We talked about designing sweepstakes, ventriloquism, biological behavioral analysis and hereditary bad jokes.

Episode 37:   This week we watched the Marvel Cinematic TV Movie, Man-Thing! We talked about the filters, Karate Dog, "whodunnit" plot structure and how Bywater is by the water.

Episode 36:   This week we watched the Netflix original TV Movie, Bright. We talked about race, the batman adventures comics, Shrek and how disappointing this movie is.

Episode 35: This week we watched Christmas at the Playhouse. We talked about Charo, Danny Brown, Little Richard and a how the 80s was insane. If you haven't seen it, this is Max's favorite Christmas special and we wanted to do a different holiday but it turns out they basically only make Christmas TV movies and specials.

Episode 34:   This week we watched the 1997 Disney Channel Original Movie, Toothless! We talked about flying in dreams, metaphysics, pet semetery and how dentists aren't sadists. 

Episode 33:   This week we watched Star Wars: Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure. We talked about the physics of laser bolts, animals in the Star Wars universe and how apparently they have ferrets... We also finally got to the bottom of how Made for TV Movies might be structured.

Episode 32:   This week we watched the Disney Made for TV Movie "The Ultimate Christmas Present". We talked about tectonic plates, the sitcom "Dad's" and the Bone industry.

Episode 31:   This week we watched Karate Dog, or The Karate Dog, which starred Chevy Chase. We talked about the cliche of people on dates with earpieces in, The Matrix, Catwoman and so many things. This was a crazy one folks and was the hardest we ever laughed during an episode.

Episode 30:   This week we watched Turkey Hollow. We talked about Post Modernism, E.T. Porn, Ludacris and Linguistics. Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!

Episode 29:   This week we watched the 1997 Justice League TV movie. It was horrible. We talked about how it was inspired by the real world or friends... who cares. This movie was horrible.

Episode 28: This week we watched the lifetime original movie High School Lover. We talked about how it's basically 50 shades of Grey, what the age of consent is in New York and how James Franco's accent from The Disaster Artist crept into this film.

Episode 27:   This week we watched the 1981 ABC TV movie, Midnight Offerings. We talked about how it's basically Empire Strikes Back and got real confused by the magic rules in this film. We also loved it. Also, if a movie has surfing in it... is it bad?

Episode 26:   This week Zac and Max are back and reviewing the very anticipated sequel to Fred: The Movie. They talk about the writers continued obsession with asian culture, Fred getting peed on and how the world would be better without Fred's "Debilitating hallucinations".

Episode 25:   This week we watched the Syfy Channel Original TV Movie, Shadows of the Dead. We talked about the horror trope of exposition dumps explaining whats happening, it's parallels to Salem's Lot and the ambition of having any arial shots in a Made for TV Movie.

Bonus Episode!   Guest Josh Greene joined Max to discuss the 2017 Netflix original TV Movie: Gerald's Game. In it they discuss BDSM, Nietzsche's Theory of Tragedy, the films of Mike Flanagan and we just name drop Lurch a LOT.

Episode 24:   This week we watched the 1979 Stephen King miniseries Salem's Lot. We talked about possible themes of repressed homosexuality, building houses on houses and we are sorry for the audio quality this week because Skype was fucked.

Episode 23:   This week we watched the Syfy original film Mega Piranha! It was made by The Asylum and it blew out minds. We've honestly never seen anything like this. We talked about the editing, the prostitutes, the CGI, and how somehow you can have 10 title cards and still never learn any of the characters names.