Edge Radio With Viz And Annie

This week Ms. Annie called off with a headache so Viz and Cole are on their own. Cole gets a special video sent to him on his cell phone right before show time and brings up the topic about self satisfaction through oral sex. Viz unveils some Barack Obama soundbytes that he stumbled upon and proceeds to have fun with them. Viz tells Cole that he also found some rubber sheets scouring the net and that they reminded him of Cole. Is there a set in Cole's future? Maybe even a rubber apron? During the break Viz found even more Barack sound clips to expand his sound effects library. Cole wanted to check in with Momma Viz and get an update on the dating situation which reminds him that he recently saw a commercial for the Farmer's Only website. Cole mentions that it was on the same channel as Cash Cab and has to explain to Viz the concept of the show since he had never heard about. This leads to Viz telling Cole about his favorite game show – Hole in the Wall.

The guest this week is a no show so Viz decides to discuss a few sexual type definitions from the Urban Dictionary. He educates Cole and Annie on such items as Felching, The Cleveland Steamer, the Alabama Hot Pocket and other items not to try. All this talk leads Cole to tell a story of a similar sexual experience that happened to a friend of his. Also in this segment Annie covers a few news stories including one that sets Cole off on his asian impression. YOU GO HOME DIE!

There is no Porn report this week but it is Black history month so Viz found the perfect song to celebrate from the 70's. This leads Viz to tell a story about a school and how they brought segregation back for a day to show what it was like back in the day. Times have changed from Segregation to having a African American President. Cole later brings up a discussion about the label of gay and lesbian. Stop the madness with the labels! Cole then reports a story on how a woman had a complaint against her workplace. Apparently they were calling her a whore and told her to clean toilets. What is wrong with that? Dirty Bitch Whore Annie! Cole also tells us a story about a plastic surgeon that is creating his own fuel! How Intrigiung!

Viz is beginning to workout again but hasn't been to the gym in ages. He tells Cole how things have changed since he was there last including a "straight" looking guy who is doing manscaping and shaving his nutsack in front of a large mirror in the sink area. Isn't this the type of thing to be done at home or in the shower stall? Viz comes up with an idea for a Cole Retard Scene which leads the conversation to Jerry Lewis. Jerry Lewis is apparently as huge in Europe as David Hasselhoff. Jerry Lewis and the Hoff! Rock on Europe! Viz tells Annie about how Cole wanted to learn how to play poker but once the lesson started he noted he doesn't gamble or like to play games where gambling is involved. WTF?

The boys talk to Dance Diva Pepper MaShay. They discuss everything from her career, who she has worked with, American Idol, the Music business and the guys even get her to sing a bit of something live on the air. After the interview, Viz plays the Jizz in my pants song for Cole since he had never heard it before. Viz winds down the show with a interesting story of a pistol whipping over a calzone and also by huffing Cole's arm pit.

Mz Evil checks in with our weekly porn report and a bit of technical support to help Cole unlock his facebook from private to public. He is not technically saavy at all. We get a shocker update from Annie. Has she shown her husband yet? Annie catches Viz huffing the dog on the break. Viz explains himself… Yes he has issues. Viz tries some of the new sound effects on the board while Cole tries to be a professional and report a story. Cole tells us about a 107 year old woman trying to find a man and some odd Doctors notes on patient charts.

Viz has been stressed and wants to unwind. He informs Cole and Annie that he has been extra horny this week and that something began to stir below while he was on the pot at work. This leads Cole to share a similar situation but proceeds to admit he still masturbates at work. Cole plays Dr. Laura and gives Viz some love and sexual advice. The computer suddenly begins to lock up and create a little havoc in the studios. For some reason Cole brings up the story about the exploding whale and other strange tales of various things. Viz brings up a little story of a woman who murdered a man and had the name "Manhater" as her MySpace profile. You be the judge – is she Guilty or not? On that note Cole finally announces that he has a facebook account.

The boys talk to Artist management and PR guy for GLBT artists – Rich Overton of RJO Artists. They find out the latest happenings of the artists he represents and their current projects and appearances. Cole can't stop getting aroused in retail stores and the problem is getting worse. Before the end of the show the guys check in with Mama Viz and mention a new dating website to help her find a man which leads to an odd tangent.

Mz Evil checks in with his weekly porn report done live from a gay bar in San Francisco. Cole calls the Islamic information line and talks to a real live Islamic person. Find out how they view homosexuality. Interesting… Can you say public stoning? All this after insisting that they do not wish harm on innocent people and do not want to be seen as terrorists.

This week Cole is running late and calls in for the opening monologue from the road. He tells us that his mother has discovered the show website and has seen Cole in various senarios. Viz mentions something to Annie and Cole that reminds him yet again of the infamous pickle jar guy. When Cole finally physically makes it to the studio Viz notices that there is something wrong with his face. Cole mentions that he had slipped on the ice and fell right on his face. As they discuss Cole's face and his scab Viz admits that he is a scab picker. Since Viz hasn't seen Cole in three weeks he proposes a new Cole challenge involving the Islamic Information line.

In Part Three the gang talks to Ariel Aparicio about his album "All These Brilliant Things". In the final segment Viz and Cole call up Josh Klipp to catch up and clear the air. They haven't talked since the Derek and Romaine incident on Sirius Radio. Is everything cool?

There is no porn review this week so the boys check in with Mama Viz and play a round of "What would Cole say?" Viz gives an update to Cole about his Fish tank Fiasco and shares a little story about his accident involving a serious case of the "Yits". After hearing it Viz made Cole swear to never bring it up to Mama Viz. Will he keep his word? We shall see.

The boys have Annie back! They are so proud that she graduated from Broadcasting school and is all grown up. Part one is all over the place. For some reason the subject of Albinos comes up. The boys ask Annie if she has given her husband the "Shocker" since they had seen her three weeks ago. Is Cole Italian? Is that why he has to shave all the time? Cole talks about his eye brow trimming accident which leads to Annie admitting that she has trimmed "the bush" with scissors. Cole tells us he has to go to the dentist and has to have the laughing gas because he is a pussy. Viz asks Annie if her husband jerks off to porn while she is out of the house doing the show. We learn more about her every week.

In part three the boys chat with GLBT dance artist Ernest Kohl and discuss his career and his new album "Essential". In the final segment Viz brings up the fact that Cole is getting into the huffable idea. Upon the conversation Viz discovers more information about Cole's huffing love triangle.

In Part two Mz. Evil checks in with his weekly porn report. Viz tells Cole and Mz. Evil his idea and concept for scratch and sniff porno. What is it with him and his smells? Viz vents to Cole about blue ball porn and his recent "soft core" purchase which led to disappointment and a case of blue balls.

In the first show of 2009 the boys are back and ready for the new year. They catch up and tell each other what they did during the holiday break. Cole tells us about a family member who was involved in a bank robbery. Viz informs Cole about his happenings which included throwing a holiday party for fellow employees. Did he get in trouble or embarrassing? Viz surprises Cole with a song he put together with his free time during the holiday break. What is the result of Cole vs. Nine Inch Nails? Will he like it? Viz can’t seem to shake the now famous "one guy one pickle jar" video from his mind. This leads somehow to a conversation about both female and male fisting. Apparently Viz has too much time on his hands and contemplates whether or not there is a thing as too much anal sex and if there are damages later in life. Is there such a thing as too much? Viz and Cole check in with Mama Viz and catch up. Apparently she would have sex with Cole.

In part 3 Viz and Cole get a chance to interview the legendary Randy Jones – The original Village People Cowboy. They discuss a variety of topics including his new album and his career with the Village People. The boys wind down and end the night by opening up the gifts from Intern Annie and mention to everyone that they look forward to a great 2009!

In Part 2 the boys open up some Christmas Ales and talk to Musician Matt Alber about his song "Star of Wonder" and the project in which proceeds from the purchase go toward a Gay and Lesbian youth organization. Mz Evil then checks in with the weekly porn report. Viz is starting to get buzzed from his Christmas Ale and is very relaxed for the interview with Randy Jones.

Viz is in a good mood again this week because he had some extra "show prep" done before the show. Viz tells the gang that his ass is needs a lift. There are also rumblings of an Edge Radio Death pool. Coles cock becomes the topic of conversation yet again which leads to Viz mentioning a disturbing video he had watched. Cole and the gang watch the video and then analyze what they had just witnessed. Viz can't handle reliving the visions of the video so he changes the subject and brings up a news story regarding Hitler's birthday cake.

Part three starts off in complete Chaos after the break which leads to an idea for Edge Radio Ringback tones for cell phones. Viz brings us some topics including a story involving Boy George and Handcuffs, Scientologist sex and the term "That's Gay". Does Viz have a hidden talent? Find out.