Hypotheticast

One. Hundred. Episodes.  We couldn't have done it without you. Or, well, we could have, but that's just called "people talking to each other." Thank you so much for sticking around until our greatly anticipated Sheds Episode. Now that we've talked about your favorite thing, Sheds, you can probably unsubscribe. Topics include: George H.W. Bush Cancelled Barns, Hey Kids Come Talk to My Shed, I'm a Judy Lady, Not All Sheds Truly Live, The Cool Thing About Airplanes, E.T. Can Get It, Mike Will Be Sorry He Ever Was Born *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you've ever written a song called Love Shed. 

A treat! A treat for you! Many treats, actually. We've got DARK STORIES comin' atcha this week, and I think you're going to like each one of them. They're jam-packed with the stuff kids crave: fatality, fishing, and friendship. Topics include: Wave to Little Baby, David Loves Dollar Bills, I Don't Know Why Superman Died, The Blood is the Mans, Can You Imagine, and Their Friendship Was Important. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that your life is the subject of a Dark Story.

Oh, ho ho. Ho ho! He he! Come in. My hearth is warm, my heart is medium rare. Welcome to the first episode ever of Romantic Fallout, the show where we take randomly generated mythical creatures and make. them. kiss. Topics include: You're Not That Small, Is That a Religion Joke, It's Hard to Know What a Sludge Thing Does, Ferret Pixie Death Girl, Evil Pinterest, and "Shrek Shrek 2."  ***

Today! Look outside. What's it like? I don't know either. I destroyed all windows to the outside world long ago, for fun. Hi! Welcome to the Hypotheticast. It's us, that. And we're playing a New Game called Ex-Stream Roulette! We find random Amazon or Netflix titles, and then have to try to guess what they're about! We get very close, I promise. Topics include: The Brave Little Toaster but with Home Rennovation, Becky the Backsplash, A Better Age to Be a Boy, He's Kinda Like a Baby, and I'm So Sad That's a Song. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you've got a better candidate for an Old Baby Man.

Hi! Ooh! You! It's you. We made something for you this week, and it's would-you-rather shaped. We baked it with the last of our flour, so we hope you enjoy the crispy-crunchy-peanut-buttery flavor. Asteroids is the theme! Asteroids! I hope you're ready to learn. Topics include: Being Tom Bodett, She Is Baby, How Does Pac Man Move, Kill Me Now With An Asteroid, Unfinished Polish Business, Blast Through My Atmosphere, and Ripped Russian Kids. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you've got a Pinterest board you don't want anybody to see.

The fact that time doesn't exist anymore is really cool. You know what else is cool?  YOU.  This week, we're playing Dark Stories, a game that's basically a series of mostly-inscrutable and some more-scrutable riddles. People piloting boats, people pointin' guns, people eatin' sandwiches? Wild. Listen in, to see if we can scrute them.  Topics include: An Activity I Sort of Enjoyed as a Child, Finally Got his Chanch, Playin' Bartender with the Kids, Demon-Scaring Gun, Animal Crossing, Bedtime, and The Water Was the Boat.  *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that the singer Tiny Tim is better than The Christmas Carol Tiny Tim.

Have you heard about dating? We remember. It's something people used to be able to do. And dumping. And DOing. Yeah, that's right. This episode is gonna get so nasty, wow, watch out, Mayors of Sextown are we. What I mean is: we're playing Do, Dump, Date!  Topics include: Way More Wack, Workin' and Bein' Cute, I Can't Conceive of a Won't They, Sexy and Cool, The Car Smashed Him So Hard, Blow Daddy, and The Clickety Clack Challenge.  

It's a wild time out there, y'all. We know it. You know it. So, snuggle in here and have some cozy, regular, normal, nothing different about it Hypotheticast. I hope you like these bad, boring, bottom-of-the-barrel Would You Rathers. Topics include: Virus Traps, Staying In, A Movie with Snoop Dogg In It, Tanner the Information Boy, and She Ra. *** Oh, and remember. Next Thursday, the 9th of April, is going to be our first LIVESTREAM SHOW where you'll be able to send in questions LIVE, just like you've always dreamed. Like us on Facebook and/or Instagram, and we'll be sharing the details. We promise.  *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that you'd like to lose your whole life. 

We found something. On the internet.  https://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-bein.php This website is magical, and you're about to witness the tip of the magical iceberg. We play a new, CLEARLY-named game called "Make'a N.O. Myth-s (Take)," in which we create whole mythologies around randomly generated creature names. Oh boy, this is a good car to drive. Jump in. Topics include: Trying to Catch Teens Making Out, Darpest Deekest, Cops are Bad Detectives, A Hole in My Foot Hallucination, Snail Pressure Point Martial Arts, How Does It Do It, and Obsessed With That Rev Rev. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that you'd prefer just a Regular Blood Vampire.  

Hello, all of you gorgeous human beans. Wow. Look at you. You're perfect. These are stressful times. I hope you're all practicing good social distancing and helping those that need it. In the meantime, we're going to help YOU by making you laugh (or cry, you know, whatevs) with these St. Patrick's Day Would You Rathers! Yes yes yes, yes yes.  Topics include: Donkey Turn it Green, I'm a Large Area, Charlie McCarthyism, Makes Me Wanna Retch, I'm a Luxury Demon, and Yo Quiero Taco Bell. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that you'd adopt the Shamrock Shake as a son.

Haha, wow! It's Wednesday, one more time! It keeps happening, and we keep releasing these sound gems for you to chew on. This one, this time, is called Bee Coffin Fox Tot, and it's the thing we do where we take the Box Office Top Ten and have all sorts of fun mixin' em up. A blast? Why, yes. Yes it is. Topics include: Peasants Are Forever, I'm Not a Soldier I'd Be Dead, The Dog Does Not Look So Good, A Guy That Jumped Out of Space, and For Dogs By Dogs. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that Tails deserves most of the credit for Sonic's ghostly adventures. 

Hypotheticast! That's the podcast. Hypothetikids! That's this episode! If you're thinking "wait, isn't that the thing where Emily, Mike, and David read questions submitted by kids of fans, and they don't swear at all," wow you're incredibly right. That's exactly what we're doing. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that a car would actually be a pleasure to devour.

Most of us like the idea of a cool, chill, rad afterlife, with lots of wings and parties and buddies. That sort of stuff. But what will it REALLY look like? Thankfully, we're very smart, and we've figured it out for you.  Topics include: Family Circus Hell, The Medium-Sized Prince, Your Planet is as Good as You Are, No Satan For You, Dave Van Dyke, They're All Minions, and a Bunch of Chris. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that Family Circus Hell should have actually existed. 

WOULD I RATHER. The game where you, and we, get to guess how Emily, Mike, and David would answer hypothetical questions! Yeah, dogg. Yeah. It's incredibly nice. But, like, maybe don't listen to this episode if you like Bambi or Winnie the Pooh.  Topics include: The Moon Hates Us, Youth Man, Computer Teeth, Where's Bambi's Dick, Winnie the Pervert, Expensive Things, and Mike the Moon Fiend. *** *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think Winnie the Pooh murdered "Mr. Sanders. "

Red Flags! We've all seen them. And now we're making them happen, but in fiction. We're creating a ton of amazing dates to choose from, and then ruining them! Join us as we explore what it might be like to date cannibals, murderers, and people that quote Family Guy! Chilling. Topics include: Maybe They Even Kill You As a Joke, Less Famous Dave: Cravin' Davin', I Think That's the Top One, and Late Night Cub Foods Jokes. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think organic farming is more than carrot extraction. 

Welcome, you. To this cage. Come in, and listen to this collection of Would You Rathers about VALENTIMES. That's right, they're all about love and shit this time. Do you like it? Do you like that theme? I really hope you do, because if you don't, there are absolutely no consequences and you can just keep living your life and we'll respect you the exact same amount. Luh u. Topics include: Birds Get Strong, Go Look at My Pasta, Red M&Ms, Heed My Line, and The Love Witch. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think pasta is white. 

Augh, Wednesday is a sneaky one. This one almost got me! I was like, this close to falling into it, but instead, I used my amazing legs and I doinked out of the way. Amazing, you legs. Today, we're having A Tournament! Three contests with randomly selected contestants and categories, and a final bonus road featuring actual murder! What? Oh, nothing. Topics include: A Suck to Remember, Amelia Earhart Died Because of Alcohol, I Hate Snoopy but He Could Kill, and Grinding Bones to Make Bread. 

Congratulations! You made it all the way to Wednesday! And, of course, that means you've found a juicy episode of The Hypotheticast. We're playing one of our favorite games, "Would You Blank It!" We hadn't done it in a while, and the results were inspiring and incredible. Come, come see, and find out what sorts of things Emily would . . . read. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think Henry would sound more like a 13-year-old boy swearing while playing Mario Kart. 

Oh, good golly. It's a Wednesday, isn't it? We're here to solve all your problems with a deck of KOHLS would-you-rathers! Sent to us by a wonderful listener, these randomly-generated WYRs really gave us a giggle and a half. Like, not two, but not one. Right in the middle, there.  Topics include: Contain the Flames, The Man Who Changed It All, Study My Butt, Poopy in Your Butt Butt, and Just Climb In the Dishwasher.  *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think Baby Yoda is probably more like eight hundred.

Do. Dump. Date. The three ways to interact with anything. We're going to help you decide what sorts of people / things / instruments / memes to Do, Dump, and Date today! Sound fun? Oh, oh yes it does. It really does. Topics include: Assholes Look Good, Grandma Pianos, A Graveyard Smash, Cat Head Human Body, Dumping January Jones, and Distracting Sex. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think Baby Yoda is probably more like 60.