Phil Phunnies

Do you like milk and cookies? Of course you do. Everybody loves milk and cookies! Who is the BIGGEST fan of milk and cookies though? Did you say "Santa Claus"? Good guess, but the biggest fan of milk and cookies is this guy from Flori-DUH!

Mama June is back in the news, as she is preparing for a tour of strip clubs....for some reason. So, other than seeing Mama June there, how would you know if you were in a bad strip club?

Ahead of the Memorial Day 2016 weekend, Phil had Tim Eichhorn, from the East Tennessee Veterans Memorial Association, on to talk about what events are taking place this Memorial Day weekend to honor those veterans who paid the ultimate price for our freedom. For a complete list, visit the ETVMA's website at ETVMA.org.

Hope you weren't planning on starting a diet this summer, as we're getting ready to be inundated with new flavors of our favorite junk foods! Find out what we'll be shoveling into our faces in this edition of STUPID NEWS!

"Regrets, I've had a few." That famous line was sung by Frank Sinatra, but most people probably have (at least) a few regrets in their life. What do people regret the most? The answers might surprise you...

"There are somethings in life more important than Taco Bell" Unfortunately, a West Virginia mother learned this lesson after...well, I'll let Phil tell you the details...

After a nearly week long conversation about snakes, Phil decided to bring in an expert! Zoo Knoxville's Colclough, along with his 8-year-old daughter, join Phil on-air and talked everything snakes, including how to identify East Tennessee's poisonous snakes AND how to prevent snakes from moving into your "habitat"...

An 18-year-old man gets an "A+" for ingenuity, but a "F" for execution. And a new father better hope his wife has either a great sense of humor or the ability to forgive. All that and more in STUPID NEWS!

Phil has said it before and he'll say it again - "You Choose To Be Happy." If you count on other people to make you happy, you might have a somewhat sad life. Take, for example, a couple who has been married for EIGHTY YEARS and they CHOOSE to be happy! Remember - choose to be happy!

An Oregon man was looking at a 10 year prison sentence when, the day before he was supposed to report to prison, he got shot in the legs! He claims he was helping a pregnant woman, stranded with car trouble, when someone attacked him. After looking into the attack, police think something else happened....

We have entered Wedding Season and there's a pretty good chance you're going to be attending someone's "big day" in the next few months. Most couples will have a registry for gifts, asking for items to help them "put together" their new home and life. I say MOST couples because, unfortunately, there are couples like the one Phil is going to tell you about...

Have you thought about having an open casket at your funeral? I mean, it IS slightly morbid and creepifying, but it is something to think about, giving your loved ones one less thing to worry about. Before you come to a final decision, Phil has a reason NOT to have an open casket. Or, at least, NOT have a bunch of booze the night before.

Nearly 50 European sports fans were arrested after they rioted...at a wheelchair basketball game. And which is worse - the bullet hole or the lack of hygiene? The details to these stories and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

A donut shop owner takes his rivalry with another donut shop to a dangerous level and, apparently, doing math on a plane will get you questioned...for being a terrorist. All that and more, in the appropriately titled, STUPID News!

Taking a cue from an online poll to name a British research vessel, Denver Mayor Michael Hancock wanted the Internet's help to name a goose that had taken up residency at a county building. The results were...exactly what you would expect from the Internet.

A woman gets so drunk, she takes a running car because "she thought it was hers" and a Flori-DUH man tries to steal four bottles of alcohol...by sticking them in his pants. The details to those idiots and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

Laurel Wright and Wes Lundsford, also known as THE YOUNG FABLES, joined Phil on-air. Check out this nearly ten minute interview as we preview HAL & PHIL: OFF THE RECORD 3.0, as well as the writing process for Laurel and Wes, what it was like to shoot their first music video and more!

Today is Administrative Assistants Day. A lot of people I know would not be able to function, professionally or personally, without the help of their amazing administrative assistant. Unfortunately, not all administrative assistants are good ones...but how do you know if you don't have a good one? Here are the TOP 5 SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT!

You never know what you're going to hear on THE PHIL SHOW. Whether it be an idiot from Flori-DUH or the latest/dumbest thing that is going viral at the moment, no one knows what to expect next...and that includes our callers as well. One of our callers had to call and tell Phil about her experience with a car wash....

The city of Phoenix commissioned a comic book to teach kids about bike safety. Find out why some parents are now upset in this edition of STUPID NEWS!