Betch Slapped

Sami is back from Jordana’s wedding and she’s joined by Sean Kilby to share some highlights from the weekend. They start with details about rain on the wedding day, and Sami gives us an update on her embryo freezing process. Next, they preview their Thanksgiving holidays, which leads to a debate about the most overrated Thanksgiving dish and the best dessert at the table. They also offer a retraction from last week’s conversation about Paris Hilton’s wedding (now that we’ve seen Paris and her husband in their new reality show). Finally, at around 38:00 they recap the best episode of this season of Succession, telling us exactly where they think things are going in the next few episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s only a few hours until Jordana’s wedding arrives, so she and Sami talk about the last minute anticipation (and tell us how you actually get a wedding dress on a plane). Then they react to Britney’s conservatorship coming to an end and talk about what’s next for her now that she’s finally free. They discuss Paris Hilton’s over-the-top wedding this past weekend, including whether or not she used her now-husband as a prop. Next, they talk about Taylor Swift dominating the conversation this week with the re-release of Red, and debate whether or not she’ll ever get married (or already secretly got married). Finally, they discuss Taylor’s creative peak, people coming for Jake Gyllenhaal, and the relatability of ‘All Too Well’. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With so much to discuss this week, Sami and Jordana dive into a conversation about last-minute wedding worries and the concept of a Bridezilla. This leads to a debate about different standards for male and female executives and the consequences they face, especially in the case of Barstool Sports. Then they play a game of ‘Bridezilla Wrangler’ with Sami serving as Jordana’s advisor for wedding-related drama and stress. They also talk about the exciting news that our own Jared Freid will be on the Tonight Show with (wait for it) Taylor f*cking Swift this evening! Next, they discuss Aaron Rodgers getting COVID and Shailene Woodley lashing out at the media on his behalf. They also react to Paul Rudd being named the sexist man alive. Finally, at 45:00 they finish things out with a recap of this week’s Succession episode and a reaction to the Jen Shah arrest footage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Sami and Jordana kick things off with a conversation about the last few bits of planning before Jordana’s destination wedding. Plus, Jordana tells us what it feels like to not have the urge to constantly spend money. Then they talk about Pete Davidson and Kim K going on three dates (and counting) this week, as they speculate about how they started seeing each other. They also debate the source of Pete’s romantic appeal to so many high-profile celebs. Next, they react to Zayn Malik pleading no-contest to four counts of harassment after allegedly shoving Gigi Hadid’s mom Yolanda. They try to figure out the timeline of events and tell us what they think led to the conflict. Finally, at 35:30 they close the show with a recap of this week’s (much improved) episode of Succession, and update us on the Britney Spears conservatorship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Sami start the show with a preview of their Halloween plans and a conversation about what the ideal Halloween weekend looks like. Then they dive into a discussion of the fatal shooting this week involving Alec Baldwin. How does something like this still happen on a movie set, and what will the consequences be? Next, they talk about their latest TV obsessions, including a review of the new season of You and a recap of the season premiere of Curb Your Enthusiasm. At 33:00 they review the latest episode of Succession, telling us what they thought of the Roy family’s latest meeting. Finally they close out the show with a Halloween-themed game of ‘Trick or Treat’ featuring some spooky riddles and candy-inspired trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s episode starts with a recap of Sami and Jordana’s visit to Watch What Happens Live, and a conversation about knowing you’re ready to have children. Plus, they discuss how many kids is the right number for you, and the fears that come along with starting a family. They talk about Kourtney Kardashian getting engaged to Travis Barker over the weekend, with a prediction for how long it will last. They also talk about Lala Kent reportedly splitting from her fiancé just a few months after the birth of their first child. Then they react to the latest update on the Gabby Petito case, telling us what they think really happened to Brian Laundrie. Finally, at 29:30 they launch into a full recap of the season three premiere of Succession, which leads to a debate about why wealthy children even want to take over the family business in the first place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami and Jordana start the show with a conversation about the growing interest in streaming TV shows (in comparison to movies and pop music). They also talk about the upcoming release of Adele’s new album, and debate whether or not her best songs are superior to Taylor Swift’s. Then at around 18:30 they dive into a SPOILER FILLED debate about the success of the hit Netflix series Squid Game. Why is everyone so obsessed with this show, and what does it say about us that we can’t stop talking about it? Plus, they give us an update on the Gabby Petito case, including the cause of death and who is to blame. Finally, they close things out with a challenging trivia game all about popular children’s games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Sami start the week with a conversation about getting your marriage license and feeling secure in a relationship. They make an exciting announcement about an upcoming visit to Watch What Happens Live (it involves some bartending duties) before recapping the season finale of RHOBH. Then they talk all about the day Instagram and Facebook went down this week, and break down the problems with how the social media company operates. Next, they explain the details behind the “Who Is The Bad Art Friend” article that went viral this week. Which of these two writers comes off worse in the situation? They also give their review of the Sopranos movie The Many Saints of Newark, and explain why it just didn’t work. Finally, they close the show with the game of “Would You Rather… Not” featuring some challenging questions about technology failing us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami and Jordana are back this week and they kick off the episode with some catching up about Jordana’s upcoming wedding! After that, they go over all the updates from Britney’s conservatorship hearing last night, and what it means for her future that her father has been suspended as her conservator. They then get into some House Wives topics, touching on RHOBH and RHOSC (~25-38 minutes). They end the episode with a game called Isn’t She Lucky 13, where they celebrate the end of Britney’s 13-year long conservatorship under her father by trying to guess different whether different categories are over or under 13. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Sami kick off this week’s episode with a recap of the latest RHOBH episode and breakdown all the drama from the hotel dinner (skip to ~30 mins in for the end of the RHOBH talk). Then, they get into two huge true crime cases that everyone seems to be talking about these days. They start with the Gabrielle Petito saga, and try to figure out why everyone has become so obsessed with it in the past few weeks. Then, Sami walks us through the intricate story of the Murdaughs from South Carolina, which involves questionable boating accidents, multiple murders, and an insurance fraud attempt that seems stranger than fiction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami and Jordana are back and they kick things off with a brief recap of last night’s RHOBH episode and their thoughts on the evolving scandal (skip to ~12 mins in for the end of RHOBH talk). Then, they talk about Britney’s surprise engagement and the fact that she deleted her Instagram account. How will we cope without her cryptic updates?! Then, they jump over to The Met Gala and discuss whether the Gala should even exist in this day and age and what its purpose really is. To end the show, they play ‘Oops! I Dated Again,’ where they try to guess the right celebrity based on two other celebrities that dated them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami is back from her honeymoon and tells Jordana all about watching Bravo and scrolling Reddit while on vacation. They recap this week’s RHOBH with a reaction to Rinna’s insufferable behavior and Erika’s latest diversions. Then they discuss the first two minutes of the new RHOSLC season and what’s in store for Jen Shah. They also react to Scott Disick’s breakup from Amelia Hamlin, and update us on Britney’s dad filing a petition to end her conservatorship. How close is #FreeBritney to finally becoming a reality? Finally, they close the show with the game of the week, all about your favorite movies and TV show featuring trips to Europe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and her co-host-for-the-day Sean start with a conversation about the latest confrontation over Erika Jayne’s unwillingness to take responsibility. They dive into the latest Kanye West controversy, with an explanation of why his latest album release is embroiled in controversy. Is Kanye even relevant anymore, or are we just interested in the spectacle? Then it’s time for a spoiler-free debate about the success (and backlash to) the hit show Ted Lasso, and what liking that brand of comedy says about you. Plus, they discuss a list of sitcom storylines that serve as a good test of your personality. Finally, Jorge joins once again to lead them in a Kanye-inspired game of “Musical Direction” with some complete-the-lyrics and band name trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Aleen and Sami out this week, Jordana is joined by Betches’ own Sean Kilby to discuss the Jeopardy scandal and revisit the White Lotus season finale. They start with a conversation about vacations (including Jordana’s recent trip to Greece) and update us on Aleen’s new baby. Then they dive into the Jeopardy hosting scandal, with a full breakdown of what led to the downfall of replacement host Mike Richards. Who should be the new host now that he’s out of the way? Next, they recap the finale of the much-talked-about first season of HBO’s White Lotus (spoilers start at 30:00). Was this show worth all the hype? Finally, at around 48:00 the spoilers end and they’re joined by producer Jorge to close out the show with a game of “Betch-pardy” featuring trivia questions all about bad choices and undeserving winners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the topic Aleen, Sami, and Jordana have been waiting to discuss: are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez back together for publicity, or is the relationship real this time around? They dive into the latest headlines about the couple, and tell us what they think Ben’s real motivation is. They discuss some of the biggest celebrity couples that have come along since Bennifer broke up nearly 20 years ago. Plus, they tell us which celeb breakups hit them the hardest (we’re looking at you Justin and Selena) and go over the laundry list of men that have dated Taylor Swift through the years. Then it’s time for a music-infused game of the week entitled “Reunited and it Feels So Good” featuring songs about getting back together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the first Betches baby about to arrive, Aleen and Jordana take some time to reflect on their lifelong friendship. They start with a recap of this week’s RHOBH, including Sutton taking sides in the Erika drama, and Garcelle squaring off against Lisa Rinna. Then at 24:00 they dive into their two decades as best friends, with a reflection on their favorite memories throughout the years, and the changes that come with the arrival of your first child. Finally, they play a game called “Better Friend Forever” all about how well they know one another, which leads to some great stories from their shared history together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen, Jordana, and Sami are back to talk about everything going on this week, starting with a conversation about the photos of Tom Girardi’s black eye. Do the pictures of his black eye earn him any sympathy, or does this feel like yet another ploy to gain public support? Then they dive into a recap of another great episode of RHOBH, complete with a breakdown of Erika’s latest confusing claims. They talk about the Frontier Airlines passenger who had to be duct taped to his seat. Plus, they discuss a new Vanity Fair article about just how out-of-hand the level of wealth has gotten in the Hamptons. Can we be done with all these rich people complaining already? Finally, they play a game called “Even Richer People” all about celebrities and the wildly out-of-touch things they say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami, Jordana, and Aleen are back and there’s a lot to cover this week, so they dive straight into a conversation about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez grabbing headlines. Is this just a coordinated publicity stunt or are they genuinely reconnecting? Next, they talk about Chrishell from Selling Sunset dating her boss Jason, and tell us why that show is so entertaining. Plus, they break down the car crash story Erika Jayne told on RHOBH this week and talk about Kyle’s bee attack. Then they give their take on the public reaction to Simone Biles pulling herself from competition at the Olympic games. What does this moment say about the public conversation around mental health? Finally, they play a round of the “Olymbetch Games” by handing out medals in some Olympics-inspired categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jordana, Sami and Aleen are all back and start with a conversation about celebrity spotting in Los Angeles, including a story from Sami’s recent trip. They offer their reaction to Erika Jayne’s acting performance on RHOBH this week (complete with running mascara) and tell us what they think she should do to deal with the legal drama. Plus, they tell us how the other housewives are now involved in it all. Then they dive into a review of the new Netflix reality show “My Unorthodox Life” which leads to a debate about how authentic Julia’s background story really sounds. Do we need to get more answers about her origin story before drawing any conclusions? Finally, they play a game of “Name That Reality TV Villain” which includes some of the best quotes from the reality stars we love to hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen, Sami and Jordana are all together again this week, and start with a reaction to Scooter Braun splitting from his wife (with credit to Sami for a shockingly accurate prediction). They catch us up to speed on the latest #FreeBritney developments, including yesterday’s hearing and her new representation. Plus, they speculate about the nature of Britney’s relationship with her current boyfriend. Then they discuss the Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker engagement rumors coming out of the weekend, sharing all the clues from their mysterious Las Vegas trip. Do we think these rumors are real, and are they saving the reveal for a reality TV moment? Finally, they play a game of “Breaking Up with the Kardashians” all about how long the Kardashian relationships have each lasted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices