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Nothing seems to make any sense this week, from Percy Harvin’s non-holdout to a certain pair of ESPN analysts’ predictions about the NFC North. The Ranter and The Danchise are on the case to solve the mystery, but only is they can keep their sanity all the while. We’ll also check in on who ol’ […] The post Football Ranters – “The Football Ranters and the Case of the Nonsensical News” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

The Danchise returns celebrate 50 weeks of he and Ranter not killing one another: it’s the 50th episode of The Football Ranters podcast! This week, find out why Bill Belichick is probably a time traveler, how awesome Joe Flacco is at parenting and just how “Call of Duty” can destroy your budding NFL career. Are […] The post Football Ranters – “Nifty Fifty” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

With The Danchise on a soul searching sabbatical, the Football Ranter has no choice but to do something he has never done before: try. He welcomes in a special guest host to tackle some of the lesser-seen business and financial aspects of the game from a player’s point of view. He also welcomes a visitor […] The post Football Ranters – “A Cavalcade of Guests” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

Football season means prediction season, and everyone from casual homer fans to Nevada bookmakers is trying to make some accurate predictions about the upcoming NFL season. As it happens, the first of those bookmakers released projected win totals last week, and here to critique some of the more confusing ones are The Football Ranters. We’ve […] The post Football Ranters – “Ups, Downs, Overs and Unders” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

Lunatics, if you’re anything like us, you’ve already started envisioning your dominant fantasy football season, including how you’re going to construct the perfect roster. Need to know which rookies to factor into that mix, and which to avoid like Santonio Holmes avoids drug tests? The Danchise has you covered this week as we all return […] The post Football Ranters – “Not All Football, Not All the Time” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

We’re fully in the thick of it now, Lunatics: three long, football-less months. The weather may be warming up, but in our hearts there’s nothing but grey dreariness. But, to snap you out of that funk, the Football Ranters have scoured the far recesses of the Earth — or at least, the Internet — to […] The post Football Ranters – “…But We Digress” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

This episode’s lofty title is in honor of Peter King, who has once again drawn the ire of the Football Ranter this week, for — as usual — being a completely out of touch asshat. After dealing with King and his buddy Mr. Roethlisberger, the Ranters turn their attention to the untimely suicide of Junior […] The post Football Ranters – “In Which We Discuss Things That Aren’t Funny” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

Roll out the red carpet and cue the wrap up music, it’s time for the 1st Annual Ranties Awards! The 2012 NFL Draft is in the books, but now find out who is taking home the real prize: a completely imaginary and in no way tangible award based on the subjective opinion of a couple […] The post Football Ranters – “The Ranties” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

The draft is here! The draft is here! Well, close enough, anyway. In honor of the most awesome offseason event the NFL can reasonably offer us, Ranter and The Danchise look back over the draft history of every team. We decide who is the best, who sucks the most and who will be next for […] The post Football Ranters – The Spectacularly Spectacular Draft Spectacular Show appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

With the NFL Draft just about a week away, the Football Ranters are ready to send off this year’s draft class, high school yearbook style. Find out which classmate you would most want to hang out with and who to stay far away from after graduation. We also got a healthy dose of listener mail […] The post Football Ranters – “That’s ‘Superlatives’, NOT ‘Super Laxatives'” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

What happens around the Football Ranters when nothing happens in the NFL? Well, we do what anyone would do: we get drunk and do a mock draft. The results are stupefying, as listeners of this week’s episode will quickly discover. There’s more than just that tomfoolery, however– we delve into some more prospect scouting reports, […] The post Football Ranters – “Please Draft Responsibly” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

This past week was so slow for the NFL, a handful of current and former players had nothing to do but smoke weed and break into houses– ALLEGEDLY. Never fear, though, as the Football Ranters are never afraid to scrape up the very dregs from the bottom of the barrel to pique your interest in […] The post Football Ranters – “Whatcha Gonna Do?” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

The mighty wrath of Goodell has reared its ugly head once again, casting out Gregg Williams to a potential lifetime of exile, in much the same way Elway has exiled Tebow to the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah of NYC. Your hosts have plenty to say about these pieces of league-shaking news, plus a healthy […] The post Football Ranters – “Sanctions and Tebows and Bowties, OH MY!” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

It’s official: Peyton Manning is a Bronco, and so ends the biggest story of this offseason. Your hosts find more questions than answers in this turn of events, and break down each of those questions one by one. After discussing all things Godfather, Ranter and The Danchise turn their attention to grading the freshest crop […] The post Football Ranters – “No More Waitin’ for Peyton” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

Free agency time is here once more, and the spending spree has begun. The Ranters grade the big moves from Tuesday afternoon, as well as breaking down the two recent blockbuster trades. Listeners can looking forward to hearing answers to the tough questions: Did the Redskins overpay for RGIII? Can the Browns be good this […] The post Football Ranters – “When Free Agency Happens to Good People” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

Bounties, bounties everywhere, but not a leg to break. Both the Ranter and The Danchise are up in arms about Bountygate this week, a scandal that has not only shamed New Orleans, but also threatens to impact the NFL cities of Buffalo, Washington, Nashville, Jacksonville and St. Louis. Yes, we hate Gregg Williams plenty, but […] The post Football Ranters – “The Bounty Ranters” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

Like methadone to a heroin addict, so is the scouting combine to the fan’s raging football habit in the absence of an NFL season. This week, your fearless co-hosts mainline a syringe of 40 times and bench press reps to stem the tide of nausea and violent shakes that accompany your withdrawal symptoms. The Ranter […] The post Football Ranters – “The Scouting Combine Combo Show” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

The hosts make every attempt to help football fans keep it together without their precious intravenous hits of that sweet, sweet pigskin. A startling amount of sanity carries the day as your two loyal hosts discuss Brandon Carr’s price tag, only to give way to unbridled discord when it comes to injecting new life into […] The post Football Ranters – “The Offseason Can Be Fun, Too!” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

The Ranter opens by giving Atlanta wide receiver Roddy White a free lesson in economics, then goes through the headlines with the Danchise and makes the worst joke in show history. Fortunately, the pair pick things up by showing everyone how to make a terrible team a contender just by adding Jason Campbell. The Danchise […] The post Football Ranters – “Offseason Excursion” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.

As great as the Super Bowl was, it’s left your faithful hosts in a state of depression, as even the Ranter himself has trouble mustering his trademark venom. Still, both he and The Danchise fight off the blues (and maybe pop some amphetamines) long enough to argue about Ahmad Bradshaw, giggle at Rob Gronkowski and […] The post Football Ranters – “Super Bowl Hangover” appeared first on WebTalkRadio.net.