Best Of Today

How much can you win on Belichick appearing on SNL? Or for throwing a deflated football onto the field?

#GreatMoments in #BadJudgement! A Santa in North Carolina told a kid on his lap to "lay off the hamburgers and french fries". The kid is quite eloquent in his response. #Fatshame #disrespect #BadSanta #chubby #fat #lookwhostalking

Next in the parade of #BadChristmasSongs, it's a #politicallycorrect version of #babyitscoldoutside !! ALL your favorite #rapey lyrics have been replaced! #Bad #jingle #holiday #ALT1019 #altlakecity

Fook's #gift recommendations include #CoverClamp. This one will foil the person who #steals the #covers in your life. #Holiday #giftideas #ALT1019

We go over some of the #Worst #lyrics of the year, including #StevenTyler #NickiMinaj and #Blink182. #bad #lyrics #dbicycle #sidetoside #What?! #ouryumyum #COS

#Utah drivers were just named the worst in the nation! Congrats, #beehivestate! We talk about the move called the #UtahSlide and hear from some drivers here about what kind of drivers they hate. #bad #driving #UDOT #commuters #ALT1019 #ALTLakeCity

We do an amateur #point and #counterpoint on #FlagBurning. Should it be protected #freespeech? Should it be punishable by #law? #alt1019 #altlakecity

#LasVegas has an #NHL #hockey team now, but they missed some great #naming opportunities. #Vegas #Slots #Craps #Gamblers #Sports #goldenknights

Joy Lane, our resident #angry #black #woman, calls #Butterball's #turkey talk-line to complain. Happy #Thanksgiving! #ALT1019

Fook and Lindsey return from the #AMAs to give us a report! Who won and lost....What Bieber holds a record for. ALSO: Fook relays a story about why #LindseyLohan's ex, #SamanthaRonson is picky about her name and wears #BreatheRight Strips all the time. #Sam #Bieber #ArianaGrande #celebrity #beef

Our listener #Sterling sprays #axe body spray in his mouth to qualify for @Utah_football tickets! #banaca #notbanaca #Utah #football #UOvsUTAH See the video here: https://www.facebook.com/AMS1019/videos/1331141370263521/

A coworker suffered through the worst #Tinder date ever. Hear his story. We've seen his bruises! #pantsdown #worst #date #ever #shoeson

This morning Lindsey did a #snowdance in an attempt to save #Utah ski resorts and bring on some early season #snow. #PrayForSnow #drought #ski #snowboard #wasatch #storm #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019

With the tone of the #election and the surprising results, some of our #friends are leaving #facebook. We hear from a few of them. #newsfeed #social #posts #Trump #Clinton #IQuit #political #post

The #Toy #HallofFame announced which toys it is honoring this year, including outdated entries like the #Swingset and #dungeons&Dragons #DandD. But what about the toys we #hate? #shame #hallofshame

The iconic European chocolate is changing its shape to a more airy, less chocolate-y pyramid design. People are upset. Also: We reenact Dusty returning some #Toblerone at the 7/11. #chocolate #shape #ripoff #mondelez #whatchamacallit

Fook's wife nearly came unglued when he handed the drive-thru clerk an old empty coffee cup to throw away. He needed the cup-holder for the new coffee! #OK or #NOTOk? #manners #Drivethru #etiquette #garbage

Dusty called #Canada to see about #emigrating. He asks: Does a #criminal record ruin your chances? Does being a skier or having an accent help? #citizen #vote #eh #immigration #trump #clinton #buildawall #eh

Some of our #vegan, #liberal friends are having a hard time today. Fook tries to cheer-up Lindsey, and pushes her to #accept the #election results. #president #electionnight

#StupidAssStuff With #president #elect #Trump accepting #Hillary's concession, #Hollywood is running around with its wig on #fire. We go over some of #TinselTown's reactions. #KatyPerry #LeftShark #power #Stipe #endofworld #SNL #REM