Never Seen It With Kyle Ayers

Matt Goldich joins for a very special pre-Valentine's pod! He's never seen How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Check out Matt's stand up special out February 13th, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, on his YouTube. Matt and Kyle are joined by Bailey Norton! A hoot of a time all around. This episode was supposed to drop the day of his special release, but he was kind enough to let me bump it up due to studio rain issues in LA! Go to Matt's Youtube / IG and tell him Never Seen It sent ya! And check out his special on Feb 13. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Danke has never seen The Bucket List, but he rewrote it and we read his script! First timer Paul takes on this oddly-forgotten-but-phrase-mainstreaming film, and then we play some games! Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman!  Check out Paul's new album, Mad River, on A Special Things Records, streaming and for purchase wherever you get stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for some games, new and... pretty new! Kyle is joined by Jeff May and Lindsay Adams to play a couple rounds of Untitled Script Redaction Game, as well as a new game with the longest title in Podcast History (Unverified) involving Tony Danza, a round of Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Sorry about the motorcycle around 10min in. We move right past it with a harsh edit. For AUDIO FROM HELL: THE GAME, from this episode, check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Subhah Agarwal has never seen The Sopranos, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Is she a little worried that it's racist? Maybe.  Subhah and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle has never seen A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He knows it's a The Hunger Games, and a before The Hunger Game. But what else? Joined by Lindsay Adam and Bailey Norton, they take on Kyle's script and then a BRAND NEW GAME involving a movie Lindsay has never seen before. It's a keeper of a new game.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey folks we're back. Kyle is joined by Rob Haze and Joe McAdam to talk about what is coming out in 2024, and what they think probably happens in those movies. Scripts return soon! Happy 2024, everyone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Zimmerman has never seen The Bear, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Is there a bear? Is there a The Bear? Listen for Joe's full script.  Check out Joe's new comedy special, "Cult Classic" on Nateland, Nate Bargatze's production. Kyle and Joe are joined by Jono Zalay! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! And lots of comedy talk! With Shane Torres and Adam Newman. They join Kyle to eventually take on some games, but first up is some catching up, and talk about Shane and Kyle's time at Bonnaroo together. Shane's new special "The Blue Eyed Mexican" debuts December 10th on both his and Bert Kreischer's YouTube channels. Go follow Shane on YouTube for the premiere! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kate and Danny Tamberelli have never seen Jersey Girl, but they rewrote it and we read their script. A married couple from New Jersey, Kate and Danny brought a wealth of Jersey knowledge to a movie they've never seen. They join Kyle via Zoom to read their script, then take on some Never Seen It games! Check out their book, The First Date Prophecy: A Hilarious and Nostalgic Love Story, out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan Olsen has never seen Armageddon, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Bryan (comedian, writer for Comedy Central Roasts, Jim Jefferies Show) joins us for the first time! We take on his script, play some games, and have a general good romp of a nice time. Thank you for listening! Enjoy an extended, ad-free episode on our patreon for $3 / month at patreon.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica Sele has never seen Oppenheimer, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Her incredibly, wildly accurate script. We get to know Jessica with a First Time Guest Questionnaire asked to Daniel Shar, then read Jessica's script, then a very wonderful round games, including Build the Perfect Movie. Script roughly ~25 min in. Hear the extended episode ad-free at patreon.com/neverseenit Find us on youtube at youtube.com/neverseenit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy Miller returns for Halloween! She has never seen "It" but she rewrote it ("It") and we read her script.  This is Amy's fourth... fifth... we're not sure... spooky Never Seen It episode. Go shoot her a thanks for doing it!  Amy and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar! I hope you have a fun, safe Halloween. Sign up for our Secret Santa!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my promo code NEVERSEENIT at manscaped.com * * * Brandie Posey has never seen Hellraiser, but she rewrote it and we read her script! She's pretty sure there's a guy with pins in his head like the tomato-from-a-sewing-kit we all know and love. Brandie and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Will Weldon, who has seen pretty much every Hellraiser enough to know what Brandie does and doesn't get right.  Thank you for listening! Sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitshow.com Hear the uncut version of the podcast over on our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pickle and Bailey return in yet another team-writing effort. They have both never seen Child's Play, but they rewrote it together. Their writing process was alternating pages, unable to give notes or edits to the previous page. Absolute chaos. Then we take on some Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and KyleDadGame. Thank you for listening! Sign up for our Secret Santa at neverseenitshow.com Hear more of this episode, bonus chat and games with Pickle and Bailey over on our patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To kick off the Halloween season, I wanted to take a stroll down memory lane, with some previous spooky scripts, and I punch them up with music, sound effects, audio effects, and more. Enjoy from the past: Henry Zebrowski Has Never Seen Little House on the Prairie Connor Ratliff and Patrick Cotnoir Have Never Seen Supernatural Dave Ross and Hampton Yount Have Never Seen Human Centipede * * * Sign up for our 4th Annual Secret Santa here! You receive a gift from a movie or TV show you've never seen, that would make more sense if you'd seen it. * * * NOTE: Since the episode is shorter, I cut an ad break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Sam Wiles and Joe McAdam to play some Before & Afters, some extremely specific Build the Perfect Movie, as well as the introduction of Hyper Specific Immaculate Grids. Does it play on audio? Who knows. Go check out our YouTube for images of the grids! And check out our Patreon for bonus grids, Kyle's standup, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jesse Joyce has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He HAS, on top of that, written jokes about Avatar for The Oscars. Check out his full script, a bunch of on-brand tangents about Buzz Aldrin and art, and some Build the Perfect Movie. Kyle and Jesse are joined by Jono Zalay! Check out Jesse's new book "Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln." You can read it on Scribd, and get a free 60 day trial through this link. Go check it out! Sign up, read the book, unsign up. Boom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Kwaczala has never seen Titanic, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Can you believe he left out the poker scene? Kyle and Joe are joined by Amy Silverberg, who has definitely seen Titanic, at a very formative time in her life. Listen to the full script, hear the extended discussion and games on patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit See Kyle live in Los Angeles this Friday, September 15th, performing his show "Hard to Say," a comedy show about chronic pain and more, with special guest Joel Kim Booster. Tickets at elysiantheater.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Carrozza hasn't never seen Inception, and he rewrote it, and we read his script. Listen to what Mike is pretty sure probably happened, and his explanation for why he chose this movie for the podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kenny DeForest has never seen Oppenheimer, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kenny also hasn't seen Taken in a while, and that plays into it all. After his script, we play some Character Card Head for the first time in a while, and more! Check out Kenny's new special and album, "Don't You Know Where I Am?" on YouTube and via Blonde Medicine Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices