Q As In Cucumber Podcast

We can't help ourselves. We talk politics this week. 

This week we chat about a postal worker who, shockingly, didn't go postal, a horn honking jerk who got some insta-karma and a grocery store worker who is thinking outside of the box. Enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble Gobble bitches! Make sure to keep the stories coming to qasincucumber@yahoo.com  

We can't help it. We talk about the end of this crazy election and how happy we are with the results! #2020election #joebiden   We will resume out regularly scheduled programing soon! 

We chat about ways to challenge anti maskers and short bus idiots.

This week we have a fun grab bag! We tell the story of the most interesting man in the world named Brenda, Tanya tells the tale of Vlad the Inhaler and view senior citizens testing out manscaping products. 

This week we let one of our super fans vent, we share the story of someone who only showers a handful of times a year, and reminisce about the day one of our girls got the nickname Drunkin' Donuts. No. That's not a typo. 

This week we dive into some listener emails with the most bizarre call of all time, old people threats, and the theory of the "Haves" and the "Have to Serves".  We also check out McMuffin Cops meltdown and the hilarious parody video sent over by our super fan Karen... #notallkarens #mcmuffincop  

This week I am struggling with editing our last episode. So for a little treat to hold you over, please enjoy part II of our Lori Vallow series from our sister show, The Parent Memoirs! Enjoy! This week on The Parent Memoirs we continue our deep dive series on Lori Vallow. We explore what poor Charles Vallow did to try and save his marriage, his wife, his kids, and his own life.  Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140 This week on The Parent Memoirs we continue our deep dive series on Lori Vallow. We explore what poor Charles Vallow did to try and save his marriage, his wife, his kids, and his own life.  Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But

This week is a BONUS episode from our sister show, The Parent Memoirs!  This week on The Parent Memoirs we begin out Deep Dive series into the 2020 Casey Anthony Mom and her delusional co-conspirator- Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell. From her names lack of alliteration to his lazy AF name to his fun time digging graves to the first 4 husbands on her marriage punch card. Buy 5 and get felony murder charges and a life sentence in prison for free! Also Jessi and Lara have a special guest this week to help us make sense of this dump truck full of crazy! Those of you who have checked out our show from the beginning may remember our friend The Tess! Also this is a link to donate to Colby Ryans gofundme.com page. We can't imagine how hard this has been for this young man and his new family. We know everyone is having a hard time right now. But give if you can! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1vwzigc140     #Lorivallow #chaddaybell #jjandtylee #jjandtyleeryan #truecrime 

We stand with the protesters. #Blacklivesmatter

This week we share your stories about second hand bridal returns, quarantine smut, and a sweet act of kindness

We are finally doin' it people! Lara, Tanya AND Jessica hit the mics together! And what are we talking about? Tiger King, Joe Exotic, Doc Antle, Jeff Lowe and more! We also take a little trip down memory lane and explain what we mean when you hear us say "Jessica Moments". 

If I am wrong on the spelling of your name, please reach out Stephan!  We are running WAY behind as you will be able to tell listening to this. Plus we are out of order. I released our Tiger King episode first. But in this episode we send a shout out to the awesome Stephan from Optum who rocked socks in the customer service department! We also share a little bit about Tanyas demon of an ex and a customer email complaint that had some unintended consequences! Enjoy!    #optum #optumhealth

It is a worldwide phenomenon. It's a train of dumpster fires going over a cliff. You just can't look away. So we are gonna chat about it. 

This is an episode. 

This week Jess fills in for Tanya and we share a listener story that has a shocking twist we did not see coming! 

We are doing a little cross over in todays episode! Lara and Jess explain the long break on The Parent Memoirs and reveal Jessicas new nickname and the details of both of us falling apart. Then we get depressing discussing the death of pets. BUT we get back to the funny by sharing one of the most amazing listener stories I have ever gotten, and that includes both of our shows! Thank you sooooooooooooooo much Abby A. from Australia for this kick ass, awesome, amazing tale of psycho moms in the bush lands of Australia. Enjoy and love your faces! 

First...the AWESOME news... Tanya heard from her doctor and she is officially CANCER FREE!!!! Thank you all sooo much for your love and support.  Second...this story gets more bonkers from here. We kick off with an intro of the cops and government agents that make up the team that ultimately pulled off the capture of this piece of work. If I got something wrong, FACT CHECK ME! I will read those fact checks at our first chance. Enjoy! Love your faces and smooches! 

Check out our first deep dive episode into the book "American Kingpin" by Nick Bilton (links for the book on Amazon below). This story is different than our normal deep dives. We have covered scams and business scandals before. However, this is about a criminal enterprise. I chose it, though, because the central figure in this story, ran that enterprise like a legitimate business. I don't want to spoil anything, so I will just say he treated it like the Amazon of Drugs. Setting it up and running it as if it were totally kosher. This story is WILD! So buckle up bitches! PS: Tanya will be having her double mastectomy tomorrow. Her brother is going to be keeping all of us updated throughout the day and I will be passing along that info on our Facebook page. Check out our page with the link below! Thanks for all of your support through this really hard time. We all appreciate it!  https://www.amazon.com/dp/0143129023/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_7IojEbC0MAJVN https://www.facebook.com/QasinCucumber/

Hey Everyone! Tanya has not been feeling well so we have not been able to get together and record. However, we recorded this a while back and I decided to put it out now.  One of our friends had an absolutely HORRIFIC experience with a place called The Great Wolf Lodge. Instead of just sharing that story we decided to make it a regular segment...on both of our shows! We are going to read Glassdoor reviews on Q as in Cucumber and Yelp reviews on The Parent Memoirs. So enjoy!