Relationsh!t

Text the Critellis HERE"I don't need a ring around my fingerTo make me feel completeSo, let me break it downI can get off when you ain't around, oh!"  FIRST VERSE:  A trip up north introduces us to our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week, (@greatcanadians) and his husband, (@gr8steeven).  These Canadian lovers are incredible together and such a great inspiration for LGBTQ+ relationships.  Follow them, and you'll see exactly why!  Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about the challenges of finding a man!  If you're looking for a man by summer, you'll love this episode.  Finally, tune in for the March edition of our Listener Shituations and tell us how you'd answer these concerns. CHORUS:  "I don't need a man to make it happenI get off being freeI don't need a man to make me feel goodI get off doing my thing"  SECOND VERSE:  Psychology Today:‘Gay and Can't Find a Partner?'https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/gay-and-lesbian-well-being

Text the Critellis HERE"Parlez vous français? I said noLemme translate it I said noI can say it en españolNo"  FIRST VERSE:  This week’s #GayRelationshipGoals is the elusive yet adorable couple, (@purposemynded5).  While we may not know their names, we do know they are amazing together and know how to throw an entertaining wedding.  This week, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about gay relationship don’ts and finish the episode with a sit down at the Critable with Joshua Raifman (@joshraifman) to discuss his California roots and current New York dating life. Tune in, you won’t want to miss this week’s episode! CHORUS:  "I said noNo no no, a no noNo no, that's a no noNo no, I said no no"  SECOND VERSE:  Pride.com:‘28 Things Gay/Bi Men Should Never Do in Healthy Relationships’https://www.pride.com/dating/2016/10/06/28-things-gaybi-men-should-never-do-healthy-relationships#slide-0 ON RELATIONSH@OneLove.org:‘Same-Sex Couples: How to Strengthen Your Relationship’https://www.joinonelove.or

Text the Critellis HERE"I need your strength when nobody's around'Cause I'm tired of this emptiness, I think I'm drowningI can't be lonely no more and I'm lost in this dreamI need you to hold me"  FIRST VERSE:  Husbands Daniel and Andrew (@wearedandrew) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals.  They are adorable together and make us smile from ear to ear!  A love like this is worth checking out, so make sure you hop on IG and give them some love.  Marko and Tony get together this week to talk about the concept of feeling lonely while in a relationship.  It shouldn't be normal to feel lonely while partnered, but what should you do when you find yourself in that position?  Finally, the guys sit down at the Critable to speak with Michaelangelo (@michaelangel0m) to talk about coming out to his family while in college and how everything has evolved since then.  This is an episode you won't forget! CHORUS:  "I'm scared of lonelyAnd I'm scared of be

Text the Critellis HERE"Remember the time I told you the way that I feltAnd that I'd be lost without you and never find myselfLet's hold onto each other above everything elseStart over"  FIRST VERSE:  Swolemates and husbands, Zac and Kody (@thesweetlifeofzacandkody) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals.  Their devotion to health and wellness - and each other - is reason enough to highlight them! Then, Marko and Tony sit down to discuss the 15 Common Relationship Problems.  And later, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to answer the February edition of your Listener Sh!tuations.  CHORUS: "I'll do whatever it takesTo turn this aroundI know what's at stakeI know that I've let you downAnd if you give me a chanceBelieve that I can changeI'll keep us togetherWhatever it takes"  SECOND VERSE:  Thought Catalog:'The 15 Most Common Relationship Problems And How To Fix Each One Of Them’https://thoughtcatalog.com/ioana-casapu/2017/04/the-15-most-common-rel

Text the Critellis HERE"All right stopCollaborate and listenIce is back with my brand new inventionSomething grabs a hold of me tightlyFlow like a harpoon daily and nightly"  FIRST VERSE:  This week's #GayRelationshipGoals have known each other for 17 years!  After being together for 10 years, they're finally married and the highlight of this week's episode!  Then, Marko and Tony dive into the second part of the relationship ice breakers, to see what else they're able to learn about one another.  Later, the guys gather around the Critable with Shawn Gooden (@shawn_gooden) and Shaila Tyler (@styl.ur) for the second part of their interview, where the gang discuss different relationship models and what it means to be in a queer relationship. CHORUS:  "Ice ice babyToo coldIce ice babyToo cold too coldIce ice baby"  SECOND VERSE:  Ice Breaker Ideas:‘120 Deep Conversation Topics and Questions ’https://icebreakerideas.com/deep-conversation-topics/  ON RELATIONSH@Love Panky:‘60

Text the Critellis HERE"We can turn the heat up if you wannaTurn the lights down low if you wannaJust wanna move youBut you're frozenThat's what I'm saying"  FIRST VERSE:  The Season 3 #GayRelationshipGoals opens with the adorable relationship of Sebastian Ibarra (@sebasibarral) and Zack Ballard (@zkballard).  Then, Marko and Tony dive into relationship and marriage ice breakers that are sure to heat up your conversation and love for your partner.  Later, the guys are joined at the Critable with Season 1 guests: Shawn (@shawn_gooden) and Shaila (@styl.ur) as they talk more about their relationship and how it all started. CHORUS:  "Let me break the iceAllow me to get you rightBut you warm up to meBaby I can make you feel ..."  SECOND VERSE:  Ice Breaker Ideas:‘120 Deep Conversation Topics & Questions'https://icebreakerideas.com/deep-conversation-topics/#Deep_Conversation_Topics_for_Married_Couples  ON RELATIONSH@Ice Breaker Ideas:‘120 Deep Conversation Topics & Q

Text the Critellis HEREVisit www.podrelationshit.com today, to see what the Critelli's have been up to!Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our weekly guests, and merchandise.Rate Us | Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and a fantastic review!Follow Us | Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook: @podrelationshitAnd follow Marko and Tony on Instagram (@thecritellis) if you want a BTS look into their relationship and adventures!

Text the Critellis HERE"One, two, threePeter, Paul and MaryGettin' down with 3PEverybody loves meOh"Season 3 Announcement!Join us on Wednesday, February 12th for Season 3 of Relationsh!t.In the meantime:If you want a glorious beard like the Critelli men, head to proraso-usa.com right now and use promo code RELATIONSHIT20 for 20% off your beard care or shave needs!  Purchase now and use the hashtags #ShowUsYourShave or #ShowUsYourBeard for a chance to be highlighted on our IG Story!Support the showSh!t | Leave us a voicemail with your relationship sh!tuation at (903) POD- SHIT. That’s (903) 763-7448. You can also fill out a Listener Sh!tuation on our website, podrelationshit.com, or email us at relationshitquestions@gmail.com. Visit Us |www.podrelationshit.com for more Relationsh!t content and information about the podcast.Donate | Head over to patreon.com/podrelationshit and start donating today! Your donations will give you early access to the podcast, behind-the-scenes interviews with our wee

Text the Critellis HERE"What's your problem?Lets resolve itWe can solve it, Whats the causes?It's official: You got issuesI got issues, but I know I miss you"   FIRST VERSE: Want a glorious beard like the Critelli men?  Head to proraso-usa.com right now and use promo code RELATIONSHIT20 for 20% off your beard care or shave needs!  Purchase now and use the hashtags #ShowUsYourShave or #ShowUsYourBeard for a chance to be highlighted on our IG Story!  The New Year's edition of Relationsh!t starts with the Critelli's choice for Top 3 #GayRelationshipGoals for the year of 2019.  Check out the episode to see who is chosen!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the concept of resolutions during the new year, what they mean to them, and how they go about selecting one for the year.  Later, the guys sit down to talk about resolutions for one another and their relationship!  It is January 1st - a new start to a new frame of mind, and the very first episode of Relationsh!t in 2020. 

Text the Critellis HERE"Chestnuts roasting on an open fireJack Frost nipping at your noseYuletide carols being sung by a choirAnd folks dressed up like Eskimos"FIRST VERSE:Want a glorious beard like the Critelli men?  Head to proraso-usa.com right now and use promo code RELATIONSHIT20 for 20% off your beard care or shave needs!  Purchase now and use the hashtags #ShowUsYourShave or #ShowUsYourBeard for a chance to be highlighted on our IG Story!Photographer, Omar Ahmed (@omartakespix) and Digital Creator, Matt Benfield (@mr.benfield) - both vegans - are our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week.  They live their lives in color and bring the adventure along for the journey.  Make sure you follow them!  Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk about creating Holiday traditions as a couple.  What things do you like to do with your partner during the Holiday season?  Later the Critelli's quiz each other on Holiday trivia.  Who knows more about Christmas, Marko or Tony?  Tune in to find out! CHORUS:&q

Text the Critellis HERE"In our family portrait we look pretty happyWe look pretty normal, let's go back to thatIn our family portrait we look pretty happyLet's play pretend, act like it goes naturally"FIRST VERSE:Want a glorious beard like the Critelli men?  Head to proraso-usa.com right now and use promo code RELATIONSHIT20 for 20% off your beard care or shave needs!  Purchase now and use the hashtags #ShowUsYourShave or #ShowUsYourBeard for a chance to be highlighted on our IG StoryTraveling husbands, Michael (@michaleindsay89) and Matt (@matthewschueller), are busy traveling the world, and being adorable while doing it!!  Check out their IG page and learn more about how the guys found love!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about family drama.  More specifically: liking your in-laws (or partners family.  What is your relationship like with your in-laws?  And, how are you sure that they like you?  Later, Marko and Tony sit down at the Critable to chat with Benjy Bradshaw (@bradybrad

"Gonna wear that dress you like, skin-tightDo my hair up real, real niceAnd syncopate my skin to how you're breathing"  FIRST VERSE:Want a glorious beard like the Critelli men?  Head to proraso-usa.com right now and use promo code RELATIONSHIT20 for 20% off your beard care or shave needs!  Purchase now and use the hashtags #ShowUsYourShave or #ShowUsYourBeard for a chance to be highlighted on our IG Story  Cross cultural couple, Michael and Javi (@michaelandjavi), are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals.  Follow their journey to wedded bliss and check out their amazing IG page.  Fall in love with them and follow them - you'll be thankful you did.  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about being attracted to your partner well after you say I do.  Is it important to make sure you are always at peak attraction for your partner?  The guys sit down to talk about their thoughts on this.  Later in the episode, Marko and Tony sit down with independent recording artist Benjy Bradshaw (@benjybr

Text the Critellis HERE"You tell me I don't careTell me I never tryI said I'm sorryMaybe a million timesIt's gonna hurt yaIf I don't say goodbyeYou don't believe meYou don't believe me"  FIRST VERSE:  Spanish couple, Breno and Manu (@wearemrandmr) are adventurous and fun and we love them for that!  Their jaunts around the world give us hopes for more passport stamps!  Follow them and fall in love with them

Text the Critellis HERE"Boy be brave don't be afraidCause tonight we're gonna go all the wayDon't mean to be bold, gotta let you knowI gotta thing for you, and I can't let go"  FIRST VERSE:  This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is the most wholesome couple we've ever highlighted, yet!! Cap and Andy (@cappyandandy) are Boston transplants with an adorable relationship.  We are huge fans and think you will be too!  Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about the zaddy epidemic within the gay community.  What is it with older men attracting the young gays?  Is it actual attraction or does it make for Twitter updates?  Marko and Tony try to figure it out.  Then, the guys hop on a call with hypnotist, educator, speaker of the subconscious and sex: Kate Shelor.  The guys learn more about sexual epiphany through hypnosis and what Kate's superpower is!  You'll want to check this episode out, for sure!IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S

Text the Critellis HERE"Not on the bed, lay me on your sofaCall before you come, I need to shave my chochaYou do or you don't or you will or won't ya?Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"  FIRST VERSE:  This week, the guys highlight an amazing couple from Boston: Cap and Andy (@cappynpandy).  This couple has all the makings of an incredibly inspirational couple - with love and adventure being their sole focus.  Marko and Tony love them and think you will as well!  This week, the guys talk about a topic that most guys worry about: penis size.  Marko and Tony get into the facts about average penis size and the importance of performance vs. size.  Finally, the guys sit down to fill you all in on what's been happening in the Critelli household.  Tune in for this week's episode - you'll be glad you did!IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:https://ci.o

"He been gone since 3:30Been coming home lately at 3:30I'm super cool, I've been a foolBut now I'm hot and baby you're gonna get it"  FIRST VERSE:  This week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Doug and Sanj (@thetravellinggays) are husbands serving #GayTravel since 2009.  Their love for one another and adventures around the world make for a marriage that everyone is excited to watch!  Later, Marko and Tony sit down too discuss the effects of bickering on a relationship.  Are small disagreements a sign of a bigger problem?  Tune in to find out.  Finally, Marko and Tony are joined at the Critable with actor Ty Autry (@jtyautry) and entrepreneur Cameron Champion (@camchem) to discuss their engagement, how they met, and what they think about one another.  All this and more on this week's episode!IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:https://ci.ovationtix.co

Text the Critellis HERE"I know these so-called playas wouldn't tell you thisBut I'm gonna be real and say what's heartLet's take this chance and make this love feel relevantDidn't you know I loved you from the start, yeah"  FIRST VERSE:  This week's #GayRelationshipGoals is an amazing (chocolatey) couple, Dom and Nick Spence (@dom_and_nick).  Marko and Tony highlight their worldly jaunts, passionate love for one another, and ability to make speedos look so good!  Then, the guys sit down to talk about all the reasons why they decided to get married and discuss some very interesting articles and stories surrounding the veil of marriage.  Then later in the episode, the guys sit down to reconnect with fiancées Matthew and Paul Castle (paulcastlestudio).  After their interview in 2018, the guys sit down to catch up on Paul and Matthew's wedding plans and marriage future.  This is an episode you won't want to miss!AND DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD MATTHEW'S NEW

Text the Critellis HERE"We'll sail the waters of many coloursWe won't need a compass, love will guide our wayDon't need nobody, as long as we got each otherNo need to hurry, we've got everyday"   FIRST VERSE:  Past guests and (fast) Relationsh!t faves, Cooper Morgan-Robinson (@I_am_cooperwilson) and Tyler Morgan-Robinson (@tyler.morgan_robinson) are this week's #GayRelationshipGoals for many reasons (listen to episode #35: Tough Lover, to find out exactly why!). Then, Marko and Tony sit down to talk about ways to reconnect with your partner after you feel as though you've fallen out of sorts. Later, the guys are joined at the Critable with Jorge Mendoza as they talk about all issues non-binary.  All this and more on this week's episode!  CHORUS:  "Runaway with me my loveYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahRunaway with me my loveYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"  SECOND VERSE:PsychCentral:‘7 Signs That Stress Is Affecting Your Relationship’ https://psychcentral.com/blog/7-signs-t

Text the Critellis HERE"Dance all night and get real looseYou don't need no bad excuseDance all night with anyoneDon't let nobody pick your fun"   FIRST VERSE:  This week, the guys highlight the relationship of foodie Greg Forbes (@indigoman1) and his boyfriend Steven Littlejohn (@stevielittlej) as our #GayRelationshipGoals for the week.  The guys sit down to talk about the concept of shaking things up in your relationship once your routine feels all too routine.  Then, the guys get together to read through the October edition of Listener Shituations, in an effort to try and solve the worlds problems ... Critelli style!  CHORUS:  "Just shake it up, oo ooShake it up, oo yeahShake it upShake it up"  SECOND VERSE:Redbook:‘10 Signs Your Marriage Needs a Shake-Up’ https://www.redbookmag.com/love-sex/relationships/a19139/marriage-rut/ Unwritten:‘10 Ways to Shake Things Up In Your Relationship’ https://www.readunwritten.com/2019/05/13/10-ways-shake-things-up-relationship/ON RELATIONSH@

Text the Critellis HERE"So if I run it's not enoughYou're still in my head forever stuckSo you can do what you wanna do, eh"   FIRST VERSE:   A walk on the wild side introduces us to the this week’s #GayReltaionshipGoals, Andy and Jeremy (@twoguysandatortoise), as well as their cats and tortoise.  Marko and Tony take a moment to smell … each other?!  The guys talk about pheromones and the art of attraction through scent.  Later, the guys talk with Trent Morrison of the M4M Podcast  (@m4mpodcast) to talk about mormonism, dating, and Salt Lake City.  Tune in, because you’re going to love this episode!  CHORUS:  "Maybe you think that you can hideI can smell your scent for milesJust like animalsAnimalsLike animals-mals"  SECOND VERSE:   WebMD:‘Pheromones: Potential Participants in Your Sex Life’https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/sex-life-phermones Science Mag‘Manly Sweat Makes Other Men More Cooperative’ https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2013/05/manly-sweat-makes-other-m