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Hoffman celebrates Canada with us this week on Badvice. We listen to him read a magazine for ten minutes, brothers that are dating, jerking it to cartoons, Robin would cheat on her husband in a coma, Gorjan gets a BitCoin, getting Tinder notifications while you're showing a girl something on your phone, Hoffman went to an underwear party, stopping by strip clubs and brothels, too big a tomato in my Greek salad, doing dishes at other people's houses, and is throwing a banana peel on the ground littering?

Connor Reeves joins the podcast this week to talk about his first time getting high, what dog is on the 100 dollar dog bill, kissing your brother, inheritances, black salt, new restaurant ideas, John Wick, you shouldn't have to pay for the subway until you step foot on it, being high in a revolving door, and let's put it this way, this is one of our funniest episodes.

It's a spicy episode this week. We talk praying in the bathroom, forbidden love, dying moms, toe ticklers, toothless lovers, schedule gatekeepers, bad blowjobs, adults who ride on scooters, and 19 year old wives.

Thinks are getting back to normal at the Badvice studio. This week we cover basKITS, having babies, cooking in the dark heightens your senses, Masterchef Marijuana, being dehydrated, sexting in a car full of kids, change your friend group every 5 years, 8 year olds on Instagram, splitting the bill, and if someone ever grabs your SO's ass you should probably say something.

What a week! Robin is back, albeit for a brief amount of time, so we'll squeeze all the funny out of her before she leaves us again. We're experimenting with video now, so head over to Badvice Podcast on YouTube if you wanna get a face full of us. This week we talk bathroom drains, feeling pity for teachers dealing with parents, what exactly is a professional evaluation of a person, what age do parents stop bathing/showering their kids, the "ring me" bell, I'll apply for any job if it takes 1 click, put a lid on your fountain soda, living with your ex, and tooth/teeth brushing etiquette in the office.

With Robin back next week, we have a boys sendoff with Connor and Matt. We tackle swimming trunks, opening mail, having sex with others to save the marriage, playing other people's pianos makes a comeback, catching hot dogs and t-shirts, having your own personal chef, grocery shopping gripes, plastic straws, Hoffman can't cook, and Nicole Kidman.

Hoffman is back in the studio this week where we tackle too much bathroom etiquette, being stuck in the back seat of a car with quiet talkers, cashiers on stools, coworkers oversharing, marathon volunteers, how much does the 1% make, Google Home Mini gets a thorough workout, telling people to lose weight, compliment conundrums, and boyfriends hitting on their mother in law.

We're back after a brief hiatus! All will return to normal soon, but until then join Alice and Iain this week as we talk about peeing yourself at work, Shen Yun conspiracies, San Pellegrino, James Franco's Gucci jacket, making fun of people with canes, someone brings crabs to the buffet, and taking someone to bonetown in a ski mask.

We got Kat back this week to talk handshakes vs. fistbumps, mascots, engineering tests at school, favoring twins, garbage presents and garbage pranks, we take a trip to Italy, trying to send back a sponsored immigrant, Kathryn has never played letter peek-a-boo, breast milk cooking, secret cousin marriage, and more in this long episode! Don't like it? Too bad!

It's a long boy this week, with my long boy Connor. This week we talk about surprises, bird calls, birthday gifts on the cheap, the saddest bingo hall in existence, loud co-workers, odd kid names, Chinese food woes, interrogation windows, and dealing with those fat cats at home.

That's right, we're switching formats! We're going from weekly to... when I get around to it. So until Robin's back, enjoy some staggered content. We got Hoffman in the studio this week with some No Name beer, Roll Up vs. Flip the Lip, gaining weight in a relationship, are you smarter than the smartest dog, dating a prisoner, lesbian catfish, breast tattoos, and a ton of Sopranos references.

Keeping it short and sweet this week. We talk about troublesome disc jockey's, he brings in a musing from my brother, uncovered coughing, 8th grade bullies, breastfeeding is both allowed and not allowed, and my dinner with Jerry.

Longest. Episode. Yet. We got Kathryn in the Badvice studio this week where we cover interrupting Amber alerts, deaf relationships, swimming shorts inner-netting, proper eating etiquette, self driving cars, Kat's revelation, recycling avocados, gravy trains, Jordan Peterson, birthday confusion, and people who don't stand up to let you pass.

The Russ herself shows up in the studio this week to talk all sorts of things. T-Pain advice, building bowls, Caitlin finds a goldmine of assholes on the internet, snowmagedon, pussy drones, ugly shirts, defensive boyfriends, GOOP, and trying to impress your date.

This podcast has never been more about nothing than this week. We take a look at old family photos, grocery stores, small penis problems, lost fingers, middle name woes, and cheaping out at the airport.

We take a look at yet another person ruining a concert, signing up your friend for newsletters as a goof, how long do people take to shower, stealing jokes and branding them as your own, scary movies aren't for anybody, and Cold Stone Creamery needs to cut out the singing.

Chareese barged into the podcast lounge this week with a ton of great stuff. We talk about backpages, third nipple fantasies, breaking chairs, cheating on spouses, losing virginities, and billionaires. 

Robin was able to squeeze in a quick Badvice before evacuating the country, and Hoffman was in town for unrelated reasons, meaning we got a big ol' episode this week! How old can coffee get before it's undrinkable, homemade porn without the person knowing, racist babies, stray cats, what to do when you suspect your therapist is bringing your boyfriend to Bonetown, families that rinse together stay together, jumping germs, and what to do with a sub-par cubicle buddy.