Hypotheticast

You're halfway through the week. And we're more than halfway through this March Madness, WYR-style. We know so many things, we've answered so many questions, and we're so close to the ultimate truth. Come. Come see.  Topics include: Dog Been Corned, Posters of Michael Jordan, Pretty Open Sprinkle-Wise, Tanner's Bedtime, The Monster Inside of All of Us, She Hates Rats, I Got the Winning Point, Let's Talk About Tails, That Porta-Potty. *** Come fill out the forms for the FINAL round of WYR madness in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think a prehensile tail would just be baseline helpful.

We're gettin' into the Weird Stuff. I mean, beyond the normal level. This is where the true clashes occur. The mashing of answers into horrible, terrifying, unanswerable chimeras. Topics include: 25 or 6 to 4, Aaron Carter Drank a Beer Once and I Got Drunk at School, Full of the Magic Finger, I Want to Shoot Guns Down Holes, I Can Move On From That, You Guys Are Good at Knowing What's Cute, My Favorite News Network, The Interesting One at Family Reunions, What I Know Will Surprise You, A Hippo in a Man's World, and You Care Little For the Moon. *** Come fill out the forms for the last two rounds of WYR madness in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you understand the point of feet. 

Aah! The other side of the bracket! We're coming at you with eight more listener-submitted would-you-rathers and good dang these are spicy and quick. I hope you filled out your bracket, AND I hope you voted correctly! Topics include: Just a Little Jock that Needed to Jam, There's My Boy Lookin' Tasty, I Feel Like I Am a Monster, the God of Grapefruits, The Girl Who Cried Paup, Buffet or Lose It, and Are You Afraid of Colors? *** Come fill out the forms for the next couple rounds of WYR madness in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that you've got a better way to pronounced "poop" than Emily's Child.

Not all questions have answers. Here at the Hypotheticast, we are rocked to our core by this existential truth every single day. And sometimes, we even muster the courage, the strength, the fortitude, to REVEL in such truths.  Today, we begin our quest to find the ULTIMATE would-you-rather. We're going to. And we're going to do it in a way that doesn't make any dang sense.  Topics include: Please Do Not Fuck Up My Parents Shit, Burp In My Ear Every Day for the Rest of My Life, Not a Lot of Holes and Orifices, You Can Gallop Like a Horse, That One Was a Journey and It Was Only Four Words, Stop 9/11, and Snort Snort. *** Come fill out the forms for the next couple rounds of WYR madness in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you're wondering what exactly a giant hedgehog would look like. We don't have any idea either, but like, maybe someone else on Spotify knows.

It's time for a new game, you dogs. And this one is ABOUT dogs, so like, that's fun, because I said dogs in the first sentence too. What a pleasure these show notes are to read. Do you like them? Today, we're playing Hero Dog Saves Town, an RPG from Alex Roberts. It's a blast. Come see. Topics include:

Wednesday? Hm. I guess. Last I checked, it was like, Sunday. But ok. If you say so. This episode of our beautiful lil' show is a throwback to a simpler time. A saltier time. A meatier time.  Topics include: Sell the Heart, George Clooney, Me Personally, Make It Hard, Do All Mummies Get Skinny, The Bones Kind, It's a Beautiful Walrus, They're Posting YouTubes and Instagrams. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans of the show, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you can tell us how many houseboats have ever caught on fire, because it's probably NOT THAT MANY.

Red. Flags. You've got 'em. I've got 'em. We've all got 'em. And this week, we're making up hypothetical people that've got 'em. It's a game! Wow! Play it with us, by listening.  Topics include: There's No Bigger Red Flag Than Someone Thinking I'm Not Funny, It's Gonna Be Bad for You, Portalie Natman, This Person Will Go Back in Time and Kill Hitler, Emily Deserves a Date, Actually I Have a Headache, I Don't Like Someone Hurting Me, and Pillowhead. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans of the show, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you can think of a store that has a more shopliftable vibe than Cub Foods. 

Hi! You! I'm so glad you're here. You know why? Because you rule. You're enough. I love what you're up to. Today, we're playing Adultz Bop, which is a game where we guess how Kidz Bop tried to make the world safer (re: sanitized) for kids, and then try our best to make the world safer (re: more exciting) for adults. Who knows if we succeed, or even what success is!  Topics include:

We're playing Dark Stories, and boy, are these some stories. 

January 20th. Something has occurred. Something has been expelled. Something has been . . . pooped out from the butthole of America. What's that? Oh, it's just this episode of the Hypotheticast.  Topics include: Fully Watching a Movie, We Are All Sausage Gods, I Haven't Seen Him Lately Is He Dead, You Can't Teach About People That You're Dating, A Mike With Some Movie-Themed T-Shirts, Short Times, What's Up Baby Jesus, and Break Up with a Carrot Top. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you can think of a person that you want to be around LESS than Barry Manilow. 

And now, it's time to look FORWARD with a rousing round of The Good, The Bad, and The Answer. We're talkin' about what we could accomplish, what sort of bodyswaps we want to see, how dainty we want clothes to look, and so many more 2021 dreams. Topics include: Nasty in a Good Way, Buns Respond to Threats, Some Secrets are Better Left Buried, If You See Something Don't You Dare Say Something, Monster Train, Neck Stuff, Bring Me More Schoolboy Shit, French Plunge, Presidential Bodyswaps, and Joe Bitin'. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you can think of a better name for buttcheeks than Mini Muffins.

It's our last one! Of 2020. Haha. Whee. Gotcha. We're back in the Collaboratory, solvin' problems and makin' promises.

Welcome to this episode of the ho-ho-hopotheticast. Yep, that's what we all agreed to call it, we just totally forgot to call it that on the episode. Yep. We're playing Would Santa Rather! Have you ever wondered what Santa would do? Not in general, but in really specific hypothetical situations? Oh baby, do we have you covered.

Romance and Drama. They go together like ice cream and cookies. Like ice cream and chocolate. Like ice cream and sandwich. We're playing R.O.M.A.N.T.I.C. D.R.A.M.E.D.Y. today! Remember what that stands for? Nobody does! Listen, so you can remember how much you hate it, just like the first time. Topics include: Gettin' Into Murder Stuff, I Hate Cell Phone War, Get Nasty and Beat It, Blood Godanchor, Delete This Bonzibuddy Please, Everybody's Seen One Leprechaun, The Chumbawumba Baby, The Isle of Misfit Toys for Being Nasty. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think that you're more of a Horse Fox. 

We're doing it! We're playing a thing! Do you know what it is? I'll give you three guesses. No. No, that's just an actress. No, I already said it wasn't Raven-Symoné from That's So Raven. You always guess that. It's Would I Rather! The game where we do would you rather questions, but they're deep and personal. And, for the record, Emily won. Want to know what I mean? Listen. Topics include: What Does Vibing Mean to You, Robots is Too Scary, Do Away With Big Human Energy, Fuck You Silk, Little Hand Teeth, Give Me Back the Nutrients, Mystery Curse, and The Game. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think you know what the Mystery Curse is. 

Salutations! You made it to the belly of the week, and here we are. Come on in. What's that? Oh, this old thing? This is Ex-Stream Roulette, a game where we pick movies at random and try to guess what they're about based only on the title! Try to guess before we do, and you'll win a PRIZE. Topics include: Invasion of the Potty Snatchers, The Robot Named Booty That Lives Back There, Do Us A Flavor, Sophia Coppola Has Stopped Listening, The American Android Universe, How Far Does He Go? *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you know exactly what "too far" means in relation to a quest for a postage stamp.

Hey, we made this. We made this for you. It's an episode of a podcast where we play Two Truths and a Lie, or more accurately: Two Truths and a Ho-LIE-Day. In honor of, you know, tomorrow. Topics include: Dim Those Shits, Is It Halloween Yet?, The True Meaning of Krampus, Annoys the Community, Baby New Year the Baby, What's Wrong with a BP?, Blame it on Tanner, Spiders are a Lie, They Ate Eels. *** If you're wondering about how exactly to start / continue dismantling the harmful narratives surrounding tomorrow's holiday, start with this wonderful man named Sean Sherman: This is the Year to Rethink Thanksgiving *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think more songs should be about getting ready for Picture Day. 

Hi, hi hi. And a fourth hi, just for safety. Can't be too careful these days. Strange folk about.  Remember when you were a kid and hated listening to music because it wasn't for kids? Well, obviously, Kidz Bop fixed that. But they broke so many other things, including Lyrical Integrity Itself. So, we're here to help THEM heal the damage they made by trying to keep dirty words out of the minds and hearts of children. And then, once we make 'em better for kids, we make them even more adult. Anyway, we're playing Adultz Bop again! Join us. Topics include: The Older You Get the Nastier You Get, Expose His Shame, Just to Find That Nude, What Are Things That Can Kiss Each Other For Kids, The Mozart of Kidz Bop. Garfield is the Slowest Cat *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you think more songs should be about getting ready for Picture Day. 

Heists! Everybody loves heists. They're a victimless crime, because rich people aren't people and museums are monuments of colonization. BLAM. Also, heists are fun and they make fun movies. Double Blam.  Topics include: