That Larry Show

"Simon Sez" rituals that make us jerks ♦ What we can learn about religion from the Wizard of Oz ♦ The real reason religions invent rules and regulations ♦ Do your clothing, diet and body positions trigger God? ♦ What can you learn about rituals from sun-bathing ♦ Why Moses’ original 10 were sufficient ♦ WISE UP, with Sinners’ Sunday!

Words Commies use to control you ♦ Why danger is better than safety ♦ The greatest fish story is about BIRDS ♦ Death by selfie ♦ The war on men/boys ♦ The war on strip joints ♦ ChiComs on Mexican radio ♦ Under Armour’s punk CEO and his war on fun ♦ Hollywood’s Walk of Feces ♦ The vintage T-Bird driving, pointy desert femme who ensorcelled Larry ♦ Warping time with Larry ♦ All this and more, in The Best of Larry, 2018.

On the run with Joe, Mary & little J.C. – the untold Christmas story ▲ Meet King Herod, a punk’s punk ▲ What’s a Coptic Christian and what do they know that others don’t? ▲ 26 places in Egypt where they hid out ▲ Genocide, the sport of kings ▲ Are politicians any different now? All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #46

My Christmas gift to you. Listen. With the kids, if you like. Merry Christmas and God bless us, everyone!

The pandemic you may be part of ▲ Who are the human foot baths? ▲ When does quality always trump quantity? ▲ What’s the fastest fix for loneliness? ▲ Where can you be an instant rock star while you build good karma? ▲ What’s a Chreaster? ▲ Where to go this Christmas for your mental/spiritual health ▲ All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday, CHRISTMAS 2018

Surviving Christmas ▲ Why are you likely to DIE on Christmas Eve? ▲ Yuletide gift traps to avoid ▲ Christmas gets a new name: STRESSMAS ▲ Larry’s Holiday dinner with wine-throwing psychos ▲ What to give your girlfriend so she’ll dump you ▲ What is war-core fashion and why is it so stupid? ▲ Gifts women hate ▲ Stupid questions future in-laws ask at Christmas time

How government nearly killed Christmas ● Joe & Mary’s 65-mile trek through the desert – why? ● Were the Romans more evil than the IRS?● How NOTHING has changed in 2,000 years ● JC’s 2-part mission ● Are humans good or evil? - the FINAL answer! ●Ancient times were not very primitive ● All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #44

Who are the men with women’s heads? ● What the hell is MKP and why does it want your balls? ● Can Camille Paglia save Western culture? ● How you can save a 6-year-old from castration ● Why do men want more estrogen? ● What do young men want more than sex, money or power? ● Does Nurse Ratched run the world? ● Is Western civilization doomed?

When Larry was hot for a nun! ● Brother Larry welcomes embezzlers ● The cathedral cafeteria where a miracle happened ● The Bond-girl nun of your dreams ● How to steal $500k and get no jail – or even arrested! ● Why Washington DC is a creep-filled destination ● How you can get lucky with a nun ● All this an MORE in this salacious Sinners’ Sunday!

Is God a pedo/rapist? ● Why this might be next ● The Christmas songs they’re banning now ● 6ix9ine vs. Michael Buble – which do SJW’s hate more? ● The war on common sense ● What is the piss tank and why should you donate $$ to its construction? ● Who belongs in the piss tank? ● What does “rapey” even mean? ● What ring tone should freedom lovers use against NPCs?

The REAL story of the 3 Wise Guys ● What is your CGP (Corporate God Provider) doing for you?) ● How should you feel after attending church? ● Why did the 3 wise guys risk everything to visit baby JC? ● Why do we dig Christmas more than Easter? ● Does JC know we’re all idiots? ● How to know if you’re enlightened, or a stooge ● First of a 4-part Christmas series of Sinners’ Sunday

Ending world hunger – Sam Kinison style ♦ Larry destroys Michael Moore ♦ Snowflakes and SJWs flame Seinfeld, then Larry torches them ♦ Tips on stopping speech cops, from Cardi B.♦ Punishing soy people who use the word “cringey” ♦ Amy Schumer takes a douche while Louis CK wanks beside her ♦ How comedy helps you ID morons ♦ What to do when trapped in a job you loathe ♦ What’s a gink? (Hint: Chuck Todd and Pharrell are 2) ♦ All this vitriol and more in this highly offensive episode!

Jesus vs Santa Claus ● Why did angel Gabriel talk like a game show host? ● How did he explain Mary’s pregnancy? ● Why is Joseph the unsung hero of the story? ● How did they punish unwed mothers 2,000 years ago? ● Does the Infant of Prague give the Cub scout or Boy Scout salute? ● Was Baby God more powerful than Super Boy and Son of Kong? ● What cheap and tasty purchase can teach you a ton about the real story of Christmas? ● All these questions and more are answered in this Yuletide Season kickoff of Sinners’ Sunday

Fiesta colors or black and shiny – which dildo did the trucker choose? ♦ The worst roadside attraction ever ♦ Missing Matt Lauer and his mindless Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade chatter ♦ Pilgrim costumes and Squanto sweet potatoes ♦ Why is everyone nosy about how you spend Thanksgiving? ♦ A day fraught with BS ♦ Larry reveals the truth about South of the Border ♦ All this and more in the Thanksgiving episode you’ll be thankful for!

The Christian Superbowl – what is it? ● Team Leprosy – are you man enough to make it? ● Are we better than animals, and if so, why? ● Can you be thankful even when you’ve lost everything? ● What would J.C. think of all the flavors of Christianity? ● Why is Thanksgiving the misunderstood holiday? ● Do phony “pastors” bug you? ● All this and more in episode 40 of Sinners’ Sunday

Live recording of a woman driving through fire – does she make it? ● Burned houses, cars, animals and people - what’s left of L.A.? ● How YOU can become a Shredded-Shirt-Action Hero ● Larry’s Bon Jovi-based action hero theme ● Why L.A. is like an abusive spouse ● Where are the new action heros? (Soy-boy stars do not qualify) ● Why Matt Damon is a punk ● How Red Dead Redemption might save the world ● What is the global adventure deficit and how do we fix it?”

Is God pissed at L.A.? ● Why is hell raining down on Southern California? ● 83,000 acres burned – what’s left? ● Why Hawkings and de Grasse Tyson were/are nose-picking nitwits ● How to make sense out of senseless devastation ● Does “the universe” have the answers? ● Will Brother Larry return for Tuesday’s show or have to flee the fires? FIND OUT in this burning episode of Sinners’ Sunday.

The new “C” word that’s pissing WOMYN off ♦ Who’s killing strip clubs and why? ♦ Larry’s glossary of PC terms you need to watch out for ♦ Why the Wall St. Journal is ass-wipe ♦ What are exotic dancers really like? ♦ Why real men DON’T buy Under Armour ♦ CEO speak that will make you puke ♦ Dog whistle & bullshit words Commies use to push their agenda ♦ Larry takes the gloves off in this in-their-face episode!

Who is the Antichrist? ● The Pope? ● Michael Moore? ● Honey Boo Boo? ● Mrs. Butterworth? ● Brother Larry calls out the liars and phonies ● Brother Larry performs a Sinners’ Sunday style wedding ● Snakes in the Western Wall – is the end near? ● Did endomorph Michael Moore lie about his meeting with the Pope? ● ALL is revealed in this take-no-prisoners episode.

What to expect when your psycho ex-wife stabs you ■ Why do you need a backstory? ● How will it make you rich? ● Which beer company and motel chain does Larry dis – and why? ● Meet Olga, the Siberian shanker who’s worried about her image ● How Truth Enforcers (what are they?) can save our nation ● Why Cocooning is out and Tombing is in ● Why every asshole is now a star ● All that and more, in this blockbusting episode of bilious bombast!