That Larry Show

Cain’s big SNAP – the untold story ● Why God was NOT a vegan ● God’s nasty food review ● Was Cain a psycho or justified in murdering Abel? ● Why do we snap?● Are you more like Cain or Abel – take the easy test ● Who is pissing you off, and how can you not go ballistic? ● All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #37

The pussification of Halloween ● How lawnmower parents killed Halloween ● How the Tool Box Killers made the Manson crew look like Cub Scouts ● Larry creates the New Halloween Experience and it’s better than any haunt on earth ● Who was king of the psycho killers? ● What Joe Pesci teaches us about “Trunk or Treat.” ● How to answer the door this Halloween and turn the goblins’ hair white ● All this and more in this kick-ass and terrifying episode!

Why are so many heroes also pricks? ● How pointy was Bathsheba? ● How did David have Bathsheba’s husband offed? ● Did David play Guns ‘n’ Roses on his harp as he seduced Bathsheba? ● How did David spot Bathsheba when she was bathing? ● What Karmic brick did God bounce off King David’s skull? ● What were the options on Absalom’s custom chariot? ● What does forgiveness really mean and how can it help you?

What are L.A.’s Devil Winds? ♠ Malibu – you can swim, you can surf, you can DIE! ♠ Ways to die in the desert ♠ Vegas – a portal of hell? ♠ Why everyone in LA is bat-shit crazy ♠ Why the City of Los Angeles is one big junkie ♠ When Larry’s house almost burned down ♠ Why Phillip Marlowe kicks Sam Spade’s punk, Commie ass ♠ All this and more in this burning episode!  

Do brains win over brawn? ■ How big was Goliath? ■ How much did his armor weigh? ■ What rewards were offered for killing Goliath? ■ Who ultimately kicked David’s ass? ■ Why Commies hate underdogs ■ Why Schwarzenegger has become a girly-man ■ Was JC a decedent of King David? ■ How did Goliath taunt the Israelites ■ All that and more in this combat-ready episode of Sinners’ Sunday!

What epidemic now rages through L.A.? ● What historical period produced the pointiest chix? ● What is the SnapCrap App? ● What HUGE LIE is L.A. and the media telling right now? ● What part of L.A. should you avoid at all costs? ● Which Tanzanian tribe does Larry want to employ as hit-men? ● Why are millions of California driver’s licenses worthless? ● Why is Gov. Jerry Brown a football-headed moron? ● For which California bureaucracy does Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS work? ● Off-the-chain rage in this incendiary episode of That LARRY SHOW!

4 words that will change your life ● What can animals teach us about life? ● What would bankrupt big pharma? ● What crowd made Brother Larry feel small and vastly inferior? ● What does God think of animals? ● What would make shrinks unnecessary? ● The untold story of Moose, ferocious guard-dog of the TNS dojo ● All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #34

What is home? ♦ Where can you find it? ♦ Blind Faith vs Neil Diamond vs The Beatles – which can take you home? ♦ The “going home” lesson Larry learned at age 10 ♦ NY vs LA – the final confrontation ♦ How can a football make you feel dumb? ♦ This tour de force of Larry’s childhood in NYC answers the question “can you go home again?”

Does praying work? • How smart is God? • How stupid are people? • What’s the great equalizer? • Is it better to pray naked or wearing a clown suit? • How do Big Bang theorists dress? • What is the root of atheism? • Who does God find funnier, clergymen or scientists? • New fact: God is from Brooklyn • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #33.

Is Nurse Ratched running the world? • Is medication better than medicine? • Why Aldous Huxley was a creep • Why the Geomagnetic Apocalypse will be fun! • Do chix like danger? • The soundtrack of the War on Men • What two words now rule planet Earth? • What does koyaanisqatsi mean and how does it foretell the apocalypse • How to know if you are a Veal-Man (and what to do if you are) • All this and more in one of the most bizarre episodes of That LARRY SHOW ever!

Who is the greatest man alive? (Hint: it ain’t Bono or the Pope) • What did JC think of celebrity? • Why is celeb worship sick? • What is the magic incense burned at the Sinners’ Sunday Chapel? • Was JC a Commie? • What did Bono and the Pope talk about? • What was the Pope’s job before the priesthood? • Why does The Edge suck? • All this and more in this eye-opening episode.

How to dump your girlfriend (and not feel bad) ● Why people no longer have problems ● What is the FWD factor and how will it save your life? ● The crappiest thing your kid will ever do to you ● How to find the perfect girlfriend / wife ● What Larry learned about love from a real estate deal gone bad ● More deceptive language from ass-hats ● Having trouble sleeping? This episode has the answer!

What does the birth of the pure Red Heifer mean? ● Why was Nostradamus a nitwit? ● Who were the 3 wise guys and should we believe them? ● What is the MASSIVE disconnect between Christianity and the Bible? ● Astrologers, seers and psychics – what do they really know? ● What was Jesus’ opinion of astrology? ● All this and more - in Sinners’ Sunday # 31

Why is mass suicide so damn funny? • Who is that Mensa-Pony-Tail-God-Girl in every TV commercial? • Who is her chinless, mouth-breathing, nematode co-star? • Why Larry never watches football • Why Starbucks is the best venue for suicide recruitment • New recordings from inside the Heaven’s Gate death mansion! • How to join Larry’s suicide cult, “Skull Rock” (act now!) • Your own suicide – death-cult starter kit. • All this in the ill-est episode of that LARRY SHOW yet!

What it means if your head explodes ● What if lying made your teeth fall out? ● Should pissed off, Old Testament God return and start kicking ass? ● Was J.C.’s best miracle getting people woke? ● Which modern Pope was cool and which is a Commie? ● What to do if you meet someone that’s just a head and a torso ● Why listening is not enough ● All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #30!

Larry hangs with the Exalted Ruler and learns the meaning of life ● Secret societies and clubs – Larry uncovers their true purpose ● Hear the secret 11th Hour Toast ● Why we love (and need) conspiracies ● Why everything is a club ● How the Boy Scouts tried to recruit Larry (and why they failed) ● What clubs do you belong to? (It’s a lot more than you think) ● All this and more in the best TLS episode yet!

Is God pissed? ● How did a town in Southern Russia piss off God last week? ● Who else is God mad at – Ebola, Zika, Rabies, Yellow Fever, Cholera, Polio and Typhoid are all spreading around the globe ● What miracle product did Larry use to stop a plague at his home? ● How many insect species live at your house? (It’s WAY more than you think) ● All this and more in this week’s Sinners’ Sunday.

How near is the end? ● Who is the enemy? ● How to ID them ● The words they hide behind ● Will you be chipped? ● Do parents own their kids or does the state? ● What type of person opts to be chipped/Lojac’d? ● What Commie word has replaced “neighborhood?” ● What phony words have replaced Marxism? ● This is your chance to get ready for the final big bang!

Was JC a ball-breaker? ● Why did he break balls? ● How did he break balls? ● What does it mean to “go Gandhi?” ● Why did temples have cover charges? ● How much were they? ● How did JC top David Blaine? ● How did St. Francis tame the killer wolf? ● Meet the bible’s talking donkey ● All this and more...in Sinners’ Sunday #28

Larry challenges a Police Chief to a throw-down. • Who is Chief Queefe and why is he a punk? • Why is Moose the Dojo guard dog smarter than most people? • Who is 15-watt Chris? • How does Chief Queefe justify Tasering an 87 year-old woman? • Is it time for Robocops? • You’ve NEVER heard an episode like this!