That Larry Show

How did JC show his contempt for Commies? • Was JC ever PC? • Why do pussy-hat wearers hate him? • Do people prefer nice lies or uncomfortable truth? • How long would JC last now before they’d kill him again? • How did JC exhibit rock-star attitude? • How did Judas reveal his punk nature way before the Last Supper? • All this and more!

What is timeless cool? ● How do you get it? ● Who is Alice Cooper’s new Pointy Chick? ● What is a "Bono moment?" ● Is there anything more annoying than an earnest, crusading performer? ● What classic songs are the Thought Police trying to ban? ● What is the only song they will allow? ● What is a “border blaster” and why will you find out whether you want to or not? ● How can you control your dreams? What’s a romantic starter kit? What’s the best way to get over an ex? All this and MORE!

How to cut a good deal with the devil ● What happens when you summon Satan? ● Is Satan a chick? ● What really happened with Robert Johnson, the Delta Blues Man -- at the Crossroads? ● Who was Anton LaVey and where is the Church of Satan? ● Does Satan really exist, and if so, why? ● This episode can SAVE YOUR SOUL!

What to do when you’ve had a belly-full of everything and everyone ● How to vanish yourself ● Who is the Indian With a Hole? (He’s not a porn star) ● Why climbing Everest is stupid ● The Doom Boom – what is it and what’s driving it? ● The Truman Show – now playing in the Amazon jungle ● Who were the 3 Wild-men of Borneo? ● Meet Jamaica Joe, the world’s smallest man ● Are we all players in a cosmic sideshow? ● Are you prepared for SHTF? ● Ready to bug out? This is your episode!

How to take control of the argument • THE almighty technique in verbal judo • Easy throws that will make you the victor • Recognizing set-ups and weasels • Which biblical passage would get JC thrown off Twitter? • Reclaiming power when you’ve lost It • These tips from the Master -- JC himself -- will change your life!

How to kill two flying seagulls, simultaneously, without a shotgun • How a fish named Salvatore died for Larry and changed his life • Why is fishing the best sport (is it a sport)? • What were the acid waters and how did they really get their name? • What’s the hardest fighting fish in the world?• Fishing drunk, with one arm – can it be done? • Do they make liquid Anacin? All this and more in this action-packed tale of hi-jinks on the high seas!

What is the GTB protocol and how can it improve your world? ● Religion vs Faith – why is one good and the other not? ● What is your God-provider doing for YOU? ● Who’s got it better, Govt. bureaucrats or clergymen? ● When should you be really, REALLY selfish? ● How not to be “JFK’d” ● How Sinners’ Sunday began – and where it’s going ● All this and more!

The ugliest 3 words in English – what are they? ● Why are all Back to School displays in mustard color? ● The case for arson: why it’s justified for Back to School sales ● How to be a cool pulp fiction detective ● Is LaCroix more puke-inducing than YooHoo? ● How do vegetables have sex? ● Is it okay to hate a dead priest? When you hear this episode, you’ll have murder on your mind!

How to survive in the gotcha age ● What sneaky animal did JC urge his crew to mimic? ● Did JC originate the Miranda Warning? ● Which 4 flaws hold us back? ● What’s the first thing to do when captured by the enemy?● Why is mindset the most important prep for combat? ● All this and more in this episode that divulges JC’s psy-ops!  

How to survive the war on men ● How are dogs treated better than men? ● Did Hugh Hefner set off the war on men? ● Why did people hate Playboy magazine but not digital porn? ● Why are cowboys an endangered species? ● What college, with the initials WU – is hotbed of PC a-holes? ● How will the politically corrected cow-person look? ● Everything you need to know to stay alive!

What’s the most powerful weapon in the universe? ꝉ How did JC recruit his crew? ꝉ What power did he give them? How dangerous was it to be an Apostle? ꝉ Was Judas a mistake? ꝉ Did J.C. make threats? (Answer: YES!) ꝉ Did J.C. love everyone? (Answer: NO!) ꝉ Was he judgmental? (YES!) ꝉ What does “shake the dust from your feet” really mean? ꝉ Jump into this episode and prepare for a throw down as you hear JC prepare his men for battle.

Who was the hottest Bond Girl? • What was the best 007 movie? • Who was the best 007 villain? • What should you never eat if you are impersonating a Saudi Sultan? • Which Ferrari model is for juniors and losers? • How can you get diplomatic immunity on Ebay? • Which impostors’ salaries do we pay? • All this and more in this true and insane story!

The lost 1977 prophecy that has come true † Path to Paradise – REVEALED! † Catholic priest documents Buddhist monk’s transformation to energy † What to chant when you seek paradise † The secret to reaching paradise (you won’t like it.) † Why Catholics have it easy † Spontaneous combustion – is it right for you? † All this and MORE in this illuminating episode.

Flirting with death in the desert ● F**kin’ with fate ● Time traveling with Larry ● Where YOU can buy a Time Warp Detector ● What’s behind the secret wooden door in the desert? ● A scorpion takes revenge on Larry ● Fun in the Nevada Proving Grounds ● Meet a “paranormal researcher” ● All this and MORE in this time-warping adventure!

What’s the new F-word? ● How to harness its power ● Why is JC cooler than his old man? ● What was the source of his power? ● How can you tap into extraordinary power? ● How do you beat fear? ● How did JC kick back after performing miracles? ● Was his power limitless or did he know fatigue? ● BEST EPISODE YET!

How to ID a secret psycho ● Where to meet psychos ● The 2,600 hidden sidewalk toilets in Hollywood ● The dead star all living stars hate ● Where does YOUR state rank, psycho-wise? ● Are you a psycho ready to snap? ● Why Silence of the Lambs is the dumbest movie ever ● Who describes Hollywood better, Hunter Thompson or Larry? ● All this and more in this all-psycho, all-the-time episode.

JC – a 007- style savior ● The man, the mission, the crew = box-office gold! ● What do we most want out of stories? ● Yes, JC liked weapons – he even made one himself! ● Why Greek and Roman gods were doomed from the start ● If JC came back tomorrow, would he call in a missile strike? ● All this and more!

When it’s good to be hated ● How That Larry Show was born ● How Larry came to be America’s Dad ● Guest appearances by Dick Masterson, Sean, Asterios, Kian, Kimball, Nick the Knife and more! ● Podcast formats that should be outlawed ● Achieving self-mastery – the ultimate triumph ● Demolishing your self-made speed bumps ● How Dick Masterson almost got Larry killed ● How episodes of this show changed lives ● All this and more!!!

How Eddie Van Halen delivered my kid ● The 21-year+ Daddy crap-shoot ● Larry’s throw-down in the delivery room ● What did Larry’s wife scream during labor? ● How to re-write your birth certificate ● The Ob/Gyn to the stars ● Fatherhood: is it right for you? ● All this and more in the 2018 Father’s Day Spectacular!

Kim Jong Un’s favorite hooker dishes more embarrassing dirt on him • Why Commies suck – explained • The Singapore Summit – why it’s fake and what it’s really about • Why the hive mentality is doomed • How Larry wiped out a wasp nest and is still laughing • Why Communism’s real name is “gimme-what-you-gotism • What insects say as they die • All this and MORE!!!