Betch Slapped

People talk about everything except money which is crazy because a lot of us live paycheck to paycheck. Sami and Jordana talk about how there’s more of an attraction than ever to spending what you don’t have due to social media and because it’s become less taboo to flaunt your wealth. Sami describes herself as a “reformed impulse shopper” and Jordana advocates the unsexy practice of investing. They also talk about money’s role in romantic relationships whether it’s dining at the expensive sushi spot vs staying in, or taking that sweet vacay vs saving for the long term. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Betch Slapped Jordana and Aleen are joined by Pucker & Pout’s Katie Maloney-Schwartz. They talk about expensive weddings, marriage, and of course, how Katie was joined by Vanderpump Rules friend, Stassi, on her honeymoon. They discuss who is next on Vanderpump to be married. After they answer a question from a reader asking if it’s acceptable for her boyfriend to get a matching tattoo (along with his three brothers), given that she disapproves and they’re on a marriage track. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami and Aleen talk about food and weight loss. They talk about the necessary mindset, habits, and how thoroughly unsexy everyone looks waking up early to hit the gym and trim those pounds. In terms of diets, they’ve done it all: carb-free, high-protein, and Halo Top only. Is there anything better than eating out? Of course not, but gaining confidence may be a close second. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Sami wax condescending on a huge variety of topics this ep. starting with their equal love of obscure movie quotes. After they judge everyone on Vanderpump Rules, namely Jax (who definitely deserves it). After talking about a dude who can't seem to stop yelling at his girlfriend, they discuss the Women's March and stress emphatically that their meme signs were meant as no disrespect to those with serious signs. They wrap things up talking about babies and how many on Insta have turned the gestation process into way too many posts. Wow, seriously, you're exploiting someone who's not even there. Don't miss "Dear Betches" this week; this listener wants to keep hooking up with a guy, but her friend is threatening to end their friendship over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 2018's second episode, Sami and Aleen start the show dishing on Vanderpump Rules. After sufficiently calling everyone on Vanderpump delusional, they talk about quarter life crisis, the moment we've all had (or will have) where we're 25-ish and realize we don't identify with our own identity. Don't miss this week's "Dear Betches" which can be summed up as someone asking, "What the f*ck is with all these fitness instagrams?" Hint: it involves crisis. The rest of the ep. deals with very serious questions including what the quarter life crisis looked like before social media, how fat Khloe Kardashian is, and if Aleen would freeze her eggs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener whose best friend and boyfriend are creating a ‘throuple’ that is getting out of hand. They play games involving Oprah, Reese Witherspoon, and Frances McDormand and discuss the various scenarios they’d prefer based on this year’s Golden Globes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about whether to tell a friend that her boyfriend is on a dating app, and whether it's good or bad to seek out an intense whirlwind romance. And some Bachelor / wedding related games, kbye. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who wants to know the best places to meet guys and another one who wants to know if she can negotiate her bonus. They play Shoot Fuck Marry with Real Housewives and reality TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her friends are angry with her for cancelling a trip. They play games involving airport travel and the amount of sunlight in a year and debate whether eating meat is ethical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch question about a girl who wants to know how to tell if she's a fuckgirl and the usual games but even better because they're Vanderpump edition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’s partying and another who can’t deal with a needy coworker. They play games involving celebrity Christmas parties, working at SUR, and sitting in middle seats on airplanes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’s ex and another who’s ex is literally stalking her. They play games regarding shaving their legs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play games involving The Parent Trap and public transportation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose 3 pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out because it messes up her diet, and when to tell a guy you're dating about an STD. And the usual games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important sex should be in a relationship and another who wonders if she should see a guy who has a girlfriend. They play games about sharing information on social media and a would your rather about being a millionaire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to deal with her disgusting roommate, and we do some Would You Rathers (duh) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix her boyfriend’s gross habit and another one debating between attending the wedding of a close friend or a cousin. They play games involving binge drinking, and discuss their thoughts on arbitrary holidays. Send your 'Dear Betches' to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the Betches discuss the death of AIM, The Harvey Weinstein scandal, and the new season of Curb. They answer questions from a listener who is embarrassed about squirting and another listener who wonders if she should keep speaking to a guy that doesn’t want a relationship with her. They play shoot fuck marry, would you rather, and discuss their thoughts on weddings over holiday weekends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner. Then we answered a question from a listener who wasn't clear on proper wedding invitation etiquette. And GAMES Sponsored by: Sustain (Code: BETCHESPOD) Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to slapped@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices