Couldn't Be Models

Hobart and Dickie discuss some of the best intellectual properties that have spawned from Japan. In other words, the models are talking Anime!!! The guys discuss some of their favorites and the impact they've had on them as they've grown. CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com facebook.com/couldntbemodels SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

This episode is a bit different than what we usually try to do. It's essentially an entire episode of "Hoe-No Hobart", only the stories don't involve the legend himself. They're his musing and remembrances of our co-host Dickie. Our listeners will know that Dickie has a temperamental relationship with normalcy. He doesn't care for it. Normalcy continues to call him collect, but the man won't accept the charges. So when Robbie and Hobart found out that he's now in a relationship with a girl who is essentially him, but with boobs, they had to get to the bottom of this. ENTER BIZARRO! CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com facebook.com/couldntbemodels SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

Hobart and Dickie celebrate the awesome that is Season 3 of Rick and Morty. CONTACT USl couldntbemodels@gmail.com facebook.com/couldntbemodels SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys talk about the week that was. The week that no one understands. The rise of Moochie. The fall of Spicey. The ban on Trans. The stupid of the phone calls. Really there are only two options. We podcast about it and laugh our asses off or we bash our heads against the wall.  CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com facebook.com/couldntbemodels @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

Hobart and Dickie discuss the awesomeness that is the tick. CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The guys are talking about the best TV shows based on scary movies... or in the case of Friday the 13th and Poltergeist, just the titles. We can almost promise that some of these shows you never knew existed.  CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com facebook.com/couldntbemodels @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The guys discuss last season of Game of Thrones and offer their predictions for what may be coming in season 7. Dickie shares some stories about a concert he just went to. All that and a guy getting locked behind an ATM.

Hobart and Dickie visit Anthrocon and learn about the subculture of Furries. Robbie celebrates the Fourth of July with a weird news story in this week in WTF. CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com facebook.com/couldntbemodels SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

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The boys look back over their first year together on Couldn't Be Models and talk about some of their favorite moments. For this week in WTF they talk about the skinless Elmo. Finally they discuss movies and shows that they used to be obsessed with that, to them, have stood the test of time. Some of them may not be good, but they all hold up to them.

David Duncan joins Robbie on this episode as he goes through he history of dating while being brought up in an extremely religious household. The pain, the confusion.... the day time television tropes. Plus Star Wars in a way that Robbie never expected. CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys discuss the all women screenings of Wonder Woman. It doesn't upset one bone in their bodies. Then Robbie shares some of his own stories from the world of online dating, including one about dating a medium.  CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The guys are talking this week about online dating. We've all done it or know someone who has done it. Sure there are success stories that come out of it, but more times than not it is a road to WTF. The guys are no exception. Robbie and Dickie tell a couple stories from their experiences in the world of online dating while Hobart listens and judges. All that plus a murderous clown in a band! CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

Bobby Fitzgerald from Whiskey Shivers joins Hobart and Dickie to discuss many things including some amazing breaking awesomeness! Who would have thought your free funny we break news?!?! CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys talk about the latest craziness in the saga of trump. The FBI firing. The leaks. The diving into the bushes! Plus, Dickie learns what ghosting is. CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys talk about their good old days in arcades. Their favorite games from when they were young and what they turned into. Plus the guys talk about their newest stretch goal on Patreon. Dickie is going to get a tattoo on his butt just for you guys! CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

Dickie needs a lesson on the reproductive nature of gremlins. Hobart talks about Miley Cyrus' newest tour which is supposed to be all nude. Finally the guys discuss their history in the 90s with video games. Which consoles did they love? What games made them who they are? Why does Dickie think Boogerman is better than Earthworm Jim? CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys decide to log onto Chatroulette on a random Sunday. This is what they find. Uncut and uncensored. CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins @robbiethesabre @therealdickster SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys discuss some of the weirdest sex trends that are big in 2016 and into 2017. From weird, new sex toys to sexual practices, this episode will let you know what's what in the bedroom today. Just one example... did you know there was a sex toy called the transformer? All that and a brand new "Ho-No Hobart" CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins @robbiethesabre @therealdickster SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins

The boys talk about their hatred for traditional children's books. Robbie reads a book to his father, who he isn't sure actually listens to the show.  CONTACT US: couldntbemodels@gmail.com @artfulgremlins SUPPORT US: patreon.com/artfulgremlins