Almost Famous

Well, it's the end of an era! Thanks to all our listeners for downloading and subscribing. We love y'all. In this final episode, we have some awards show banter, a follow up on Dr. Love, back to back Florida Man stories, and a woman who married someone pretty special. Don't forget to vote in the midterms. Ask for a lawyer the moment you get arrested. Go see Call Me By Your Name. Get married in international waters. And always stay goopy.  Love, Caitlin and Alex

We need to talk about something (and it ain't Kevin)

Caitlin saw the eclipse and also had a freak out over North Korea while Alex was sent a letter he wrote to himself when he was in high school. Topics include: a petition to replace a Confederate statue with an important figure from the south, a Go Fund Yourself about a Tinder date gone horribly wrong, and a woman who angered a Postmates driver because she didn't tip him. Why have Confederate statues when you can have divas?

Alex and Caitlin each have their respective workplace issues. Topics include: Taco Bell's latest creation, people in Brooklyn who won't vaccinate their dogs, and an SUV that got broken into by a furry friend. Plus, there's a very special phone call with Cindy!

We're back, back, back, back, back again! After a long hiatus, Alex and Caitlin are back on their bullshit and so are the Emmys. Topics include Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP summit, a religious Tech Support story, and the loudest couple in all five boroughs. Did you hear about the bagel boy?? 

Alex always be closing at work and Caitlin lost her mind at the Starbucks drive-thru. Topics include: A New York Times interview with the Property Brothers, the Bow Wow challenge, and a women's prison in Russia that held a beauty pageant. Don't forget that Bow Wow's the name and rhyming's the game. 

Join Caitlin and Alex as they discuss Werner Herzog's acclaimed documentary Grizzly Man and it's titular subject Timothy Treadwell in this extra special bonus episode. Beware the newer, meaner bears. 

Alex's new job has an occupational hazard and Caitlin recounts her magical weekend at RuPaul's DragCon. Topics include a long over due segment called Tech Support featuring a Russian robot that shoots guns and an STD text messaging service, as well as a Reddit AMA with Val Kilmer. Stay tuned for the Timothy Treadcast. 

Caitlin recounts the trials and tribulations of teaching middle school boys, who are a complete nightmare. Topics include: a new segment called Food Court about the petition to bring back Szechuan dipping sauce to McDonald's and the man who auctioned some of it off plus the revival of conservative teen magazine Brio. Don't let those Teen Vogue cucks teach our daughters their blasphemous ways!

Caitlin has a new job and Alex went to a Rifftrax Live Fathom Event. Topics include a YouTuber with a mission, a Florida Man who got stuck in a chimney, and an incident concerning Taco Bell and a horse. Caitlin's just gotta have those Milky D's. 

Alex went camping even though he didn't really want to go that badly and Caitlin went on an amusing Bumble date. Topics this week are some more indignant clowns who are angry at the new trailer for IT and Chinese wedding pranks. Plus we've got a couple of special Cindy Seibold stories! Just remember that clowning is a dying art form. 

Not a lot is going on but Caitlin uninstalled Tinder yet again. Topics include a Rolling Stone interview with filmmaker Werner Herzog, a canceled British survival show, the CBS show Hunted, and an ice cream cake with some interesting content on it. If at all possible, we'd like this show to have the water drops emoji and the tongue emoji in it. Also, the sound is a little wonky this week but listenable nonetheless!

Caitlin tried out dog walking with her roommate, which lead to a bit of a mishap. Stories this week include an Old Man Yells At Cloud concerning a raccoon, yet another unholy marriage of sex and technology, and Criss Angel's recent magic catastrophe. And now, the bats.  

Moonlight won best picture and Caitlin had an eventful trip back home. Topics include the world's first "smart condom", a Japanese man who was crushed to death by porn, and a notable member of the Mile High Club. Say it with us now: NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY! NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!

After yet another delay, Caitlin and Alex are back and discussing Beyoncé losing Album Of The Year to Adele at the Grammy's, a British celebrity who claims to have had sex with a ghost, and a group of Japanese men who are protesting Valentine's Day because they're being oppressed for being ugly. Thanks to listener Flags for providing us with a follow up on how Aussie's handle the many spiders terrorizing their continent! 

Alex's parents discovered something kinda fishy at their condo and Caitlin's got literally nothing going on. Other topics include: A Florida Man who shot a cat, Caitlin's vendetta against The Property Brothers, rumors of what Rob Lowe is looking for in an assistant, and Johnny Depp's outrageous spending habits. We'll give you three guesses as to who Caitlin invites to the Delaware Water Gap ;-)

Caitlin went to her first drag show in LA and Alex is furious that Amy Adams got snubbed for an Academy Award nomination. Topics include a Chinese man who robbed a vending machine, Jaden Smith's Instagram live video at the DMV, The Young Pope, and a spider venom shortage in Australia. Brought to you by The Jaden Smith Homie Experience. 

Caitlin and Alex finally wrap up their 2016 with topics including a new service being offered to the the gentiles of Germany, two Florida Man stories, and Russia's new Hunger Games style reality tv show. Just remember, you never forget your first ;)

Alex and Caitlin have the election blues and don’t want to talk about it (spoiler alert: they talk about it). Other topics include an Old Man Yells At Cloud about a man suing Krispy Kreme, a Brit who pretended to be a ghost, and outrageously expensive luxury cat food. Plus we have another Cindy Seibold story and a special guest

Alex and Caitlin recount their Halloween weekend and take a trip back to the past with a journal Caitlin found from when they lived together. Topics include: back to back Florida Man stories, a Canadian potato telegram service, and the upcoming release of Rachel Dolezal's memoir.