Brother Date

Timescape | Inside Man | Shadows and SymbolsIs this the week Sir Pat Stew finally earned that Emmy? Which TNG performers shone brightest on this week's VOY? How do we rate the actor who played Damar's looks?Brother Date! Oink oink!

Critical Care | Image in the Sand | Second ChancesIs it true that if you don't use it you lose it? What are your favorite memories of the planet Tyree? Do you think Pat Stew wore a shirt for his audio recording sessions?Brother Date! It's Shakespeare!

Repression | Rightful Heir | Tears of the ProphetsIt's the high holidays, everybody. Pagh tem far Btanay, Peldor joi, and Torva luk do shell to everybody who is embracing the primordial darkness, filled with gratitude, or eternally waiting for Kahless the lil' Bowling Ball.Brother Date! Preach and amen!

Suspicions | The Sound of Her Voice | DriveThis week, we finally learn what the Star Trek writers think of scientists after these cagey bastards have kept it all a secret for so long. Also, is therapy actually bad for you? And finally, some dating advice if your boyfriend sucks but everybody just puts up with it.Brother Date! Turn us up 97GHz and party!

Time's Orphan | Imperfections | Frame of MindI bet the Relva VII School for the Recently Portaled is pretty nice. Maybe not as nice as the Little Weapons of the Cosmos club that the Borg babies get to join this week, but probably nicer than the Therapy Center for Starfleet Fantasy and Stabbing Urges that Riker visited.Brother Date! Join now and get fitted for a flashy "forest-print Marissa" under-the-boots number.

Unimatrix Zero Pt. 2 | The Chase | Profit and LaceSomebody do a chest x-ray on B'Elanna Torres and see what she's got in there because I hear barking! Judah tells us his favorite Fromis_9 song. Some sad drunk tells Quark, "I want to kiss you."Brother Date! In the future people will give us too much credit for things we absolutely never intended to say or mean!

Lessons | Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1 | ValiantThis week, Picard finally realizes he has some emotional stuff to deal wi--DID YOU SEE HIS HANDS!? Did you see his preposterous hands at that weird angle when he was playing the flute? LOL! Oh man... that was incredible.Also, Chako spoils the whole summer and Nog has so many powerful delusions. That's Star Trek for you.Brother Date! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! 

The Reckoning | My Starship | The Haunting of Deck 12How many of DS9's residents and visitors have had powerful orb experiences? Why isn't the name of this week's TNG, "Saddle Mine"? Has Voyager finally found a home for Ray (plural)? Find out on Brother Date! We can no longer be reached for comment!

(redacted) | Life Line | Birthright Pt. 2 | His WayThis week on Brother Date...We deleted another regular segment from the show for good! Home stretch, people. So don't bother writing in to tell us whether Troi deserved that ice cream. Yet another character "becomes" this week, and we're finally introduced to Felix!Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah!

Mailbag | Fury | Birthright Pt 1 | In The Pale MoonlightI don't think the web has really caught on yet, but there are some good streaming comedies on Netflix these days. We give our official podcast recommendation in the Mailbag.On TrekTalk, we ask some questions. Why's she so mad, though? What's the deal with Shrek? Why won't my lasagna souffle rise?Brother Date! It's a fake!

Mailbag | Muse | Inquisition | TapestryYou're hearing it more and more on the street. What do we shout when we pop open a crisp, cold Dos Equis Ambar Especial? Also, do you believe in the power of an actor's performance, or a playwright's quill? Is Worf embarrassed about ordering breakfast off the kid's menu? Can Corey remember that he and Johnny are the same age, please, for once, can he remember they're best friends and both of them are 22 years old?Brother Date! I know this one!

Mailbag | Face of the Enemy | Live Fast and Prosper | Wrongs Darker Than Death or NightIn the mailbag we answer pressing questions like "What was Happy Gilmore's name?" Then, we do a solid 60 minutes about dinner parties, talk about some of the least fundamental Voyager episodes, and...(sigh)... have a serious discussion about comfort women. Thanks, Ron Moore!Brother Date! True grifters for life!

Mailbag | Aquiel | Change of Heart | Good ShepherdGuys... guys I'm so sorry. This is aurally the worst Brother Date episode yet. There's so much grimy coughing in here. I thought... I thought I was hiding them. I was NOT hiding them. Oh man... oh man I'm so embarrassed. Just... you can skip this one, ok? It's just Star Trek. You don't need to hear it. Some RoboCop talk. Some Running Man. We'll catch you up on it if you talk to us IRL. Yikes, so sorry.

Mailbag | Child's Play | Honor Among Thieves | Ship In a BottleIn the mailbag, we go in-depth on our various social anxieties. Then we zip over to Brunali... Prime?... to learn all about weird family guilt. We make a quick stop at the old alien bar to learn that it's really all about family, and we finish up with some unexamined fear of crimes and the criminals who might do crimes. Brother Date! It's a psychology podcast!

Mailbag | Ashes to Ashes | One Little Ship | Chain of Command IIWhat if instead of hating me, you imagined a world in which you really loved me? When is a good time to tell somebody you've always had the horny hots for them? What if Honey I Shrunk The Kids happened in outer space? What is the protocol for making small talk with somebody whose head needs a punching?Brother Date! They are inquisitive!

Mailbag | Far Beyond the Stars | Spirit Folk | Chain of Command Pt. 1Are our graphics chips liquid cooled? We dive deep in the Mailbag.Then, should Deep Space Nine really just be about 1950s New York City? Like... just for maximum art value? What is the plural form of doofus? Why are people so down on my boy, Ed Jellin'? Finally, please write in and tell us who your favorite Running Man cast member is. It's for a school project we're working on.Seven Brother Dates Forever!

Mailbag | The Quality of Life | Collective | Who Mourns for Morn?After a brief hiatus, we discuss Bethesda's Starfield. If we like it so much why do we have so many complaints? Then we dive into heavy theorizing about Captain Picard's role in Starfleet, wonder yet again what a better show than Voyager would do, and ask Ryan to rate our new hot tub.Brother Date! It's saddle time!

Mailbag | A Fistful of Datas | Tsunkatse | WaltzIn the mailbag, we discuss how much fraud we're willing to commit for a laugh. Then, how do you become a doomsday prepper on the USS Enterprise? Does anybody on the USS Voyager want to go home? And will Marc Alaimo accept our gracious invitation and appear on next week's show?Find out... I guess next week... on Brother Date!

Mailbag | Memorial | The Magnificent Ferengi | RascalsThis week on Broth -- THERE ISN'T TIME FOR EXPLANATION! 

Mailbag | True Q | Statistical Probabilities | VirtuosoThis week's mailbag features a Sports Roundup. Then we get into all the good stuff. Who's that guy Amanda Rogers blasted into the priceless ceramics? Can these individual DS9 guest actors please be credited under one theater troupe name for simplicity? Why can't we just give the Kimtones a chance?Brother Date! Blaze a fat glory!