Vintage Voorhees

Also, we talk with the author of "Dad, Can You Not? A Dad's Guide to Being Less Cringey" in case anyone might need that help (not me, of course, but ... you know ... other dads).

Sounds like this judge in the "crazy knife lady" case surrendered, too.

Many criticized Gov. Pillen's response to what government can do about criminal mental health reform, but is he wrong?  Also, we talk to the author of the new book "RFK Jr: The Fall and Rise."

We put ourselves in the shoes of all involved in yesterday's disturbing incident at an Omaha Walmart.

Never a dull moment in the Trumposphere!

From Omaha ... to Lincoln ... to York ... all the way to Djibouti!

And -- everyone's favorite -- MASTERS UPDATES!

Iran gets the President's favorite time frame until Operation Epic'er Fury gets underway, gas prices are set by liars and thieves, and Ashley Davis relates how being in the White House on 9/11 led to her time with DHS and new book ("The Power Pivot").

As in, steak AND eggs, Trump AND Iran, kids AND social media, Stothert AND Ewing, AND more!

The President deploys the F-bomb to try to stop Iran, the US pulls off a daring rescue of an airman, the space toilet is clogged with frozen waste, actor Ray McKinnon ("Ford vs Ferrari," "O Brother Where Art Thou") re-releases a couple of projects very special to him, and more.

I started today's show with a recap of the President's speech on Iran last night, but so much of that was covered over on today's Nebraska's Morning News podcast link (titled "Two Weeks to Flatten Iran"), so here are the things we deemed it necessary to discuss later in the show: Hose spiders, anti-gravity sperm, and your immature gmail handle.

"We're having fun this morning."

Jaden Ivey is no longer a Chicago Bull, because he spoke out against the NBA's "Pride Month" promotions.  But is is really that simple?  Also, we talk about Bob Costas giving CNN more than they bargained for in a conversation about the Olympic trans-ban, $900 car payments, and more!

Let's look at the reasons why the people who always hate Trump needed to go out this weekend to let us know they still hate Trump.

The cabbie-turned-comic and FOX personality joins us ahead of his show at The Astro on May 9th.

I know, but there are so many things that need to be yelled: We're getting swallowed up by a new sinkhole, there are guys driving around that want to put you on a t-shirt, and MISS TESCMACHER!!!!

The breaking news about Creighton's basketball coach interrupted our RIVETING diving board conversation!

Sean Callahan checks in from a joyous scene in OKC, Cassandra tells us a knock-knock joke, and Lucy is ready to knock-knock me out because I'm just talking about basketball all morning (that is, until we get the news about Chuck Norris!).