The Tom Barnard Show

Tom and Fancy Ray have exactly one thing in common: they both got out of North Minneapolis. It's hard to fix it from the inside or the outside, so it's time for some ideas. Many of them involve electrifying your electrons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are two well known methods for immortality: being frozen, and being mummified. The second one might not technically count as immortality, but it's close enough for Nik. It's also definitely preferable to what happened to most musicians in the 70s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here at the Tom Barnard Show we're amicable toward vegetarians. Except Tom. Who we're not amicable toward is vegans. Well, Alex isn't, anyway. No news on Jocko's stance on veganism, but today we learn his stance on Woodstock, having been there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you like Star Wars? Most likely, and you most likely you like the ones that came out when you were a kid. You also most likely have had issues with clothing sizes at some point in the past. Perhaps one day they'll make sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Asia is a land of diverse culture. J-Pop, K-Pop, but no C-Pop. Mass communist executions if you live in the wrong area. Kyu Sakamoto. These are just a few of the things to see. You won't see it here though.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Sue bad luck or good luck? She's been struck by lightning, mugged, had cancer, and had a brain aneurysm. That's bad. But she's also alive despite all that. That's good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trump has been made into a robot. It's a very ugly robot. That sounded like a jab at Trump, but no, the robot itself is definitely the problem here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While half the recent presidents are busy having affairs, Karen is traveling the country combining the methods of the country's highest rated chefs into a new method of cooking. It's probably a better use of time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After the controversial Steelers ruling, we talk at length about football the whole hour. Just kidding, we talk about bad Christmas music and transvestitism.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jay's here from the distant land of KQ. Star Wars is also here, and it's already made all the money in the world. Unlike the rest of the world, we're much more excited about Darkest Hour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pop a star on top of this episode as it is completely decked with Best Of. Clips Featuring: Kevin Farley, Preacher Lawrence, and Greg GagneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before the Farley clan was famous around the world, they were famous at Catholic school for many of the same reasons as they are now. Still, they were no Chuck Berry or Harry Caray. That's a good thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are many elective surgeries out there. They can cure your blindness with lasers, your snoring with a tracheotomy, even your poverty by cutting the cord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Preacher helps us discover that everyone on earth has a name that starts with the same letter as their siblings. He's not a real preacher so it's not divine intervention.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The younger among us know Robert as Dr. Evil's Number Two, while the rest are more familiar with his other 8000 movies. Zara, not having yet hit the 60 year mark in her career, is still working her way up to 8000.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Room is one of the worst movies ever made, while many believe the Star Wars franchise contains some of the best. We're equally fond of both. And Lara butter, apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Tracy Fortson a murderer? You probably don't know, but M, also known as Matthew, probably does. He even wrote a book about it. Earlier they solved a much easier crime when someone branded his initials on some patients' livers. No book was written about that one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nik is in, which means we'll be talking about how Minneapolis is going downhill. Award shows are also going downhill, mostly because they're transparent and shallow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John isn't a true gentleman, even though he wrote True Gentleman. You see, only SAE members take the eponymous pledge. And what luck, we happen to have someone who was in SAE right here in studio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Identity theft might not suck as much as being born with your heart on the outside, but it's still pretty high up there. Abby's all about preventing that sort of thing, and since tis the season for having your identity stolen, it's probably a good idea to hear her out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices